This is an important news announcement, I swear.
Apparently, news reports have been warning people around the world that a very wild, and very dangerous creature has escaped from the more-or-less local zoo. It's called qichisan and looks like this. If you come across it, do not panic. Call your local authorities and they will come and tranquilize it with a shotgun. Or something else that would be wicked awesome to watch, so make sure you bring your videophone along with you to record it. If you do not have a videophone, why not buy one at our local sponsor's shop? Or even better, get a $1,000 digital camera, capable of taking pictures, recording and playing videos, playing DVDs and the new BluRays, recording voices, downloading the internet, playing music, hosting pictures, acting as a blowup doll, pretending to be a video game console, and takeing care of your children for you (Actual ending product of children varies)! It is versatile and "cool" that all your friends will be jealous! If you order NOW by phone, you'll even get the complimentary "Pet Cat" product, which cleans, feeds, and stays alive all on its own, while continueing to look absolutely adorable! This has been SomethingOrOther News at 12. ((Or maybe 13, or 6 or 9 or something...))
Tune in again at 4 to hear the debate: "Is Kingdom Hearts really made for Disneyphobes, in a plot to take over the world?"
Tune in again at 4 to hear the debate: "Is Kingdom Hearts really made for Disneyphobes, in a plot to take over the world?"