Because this is always a fun one:
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**Copy and paste the first sentence of the first post of every month for the past year, and post it in your journal**
January: Well, I have successfully not updated for any of the major holidays we've just had, so allow me to offer a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all.
February: So the highlight of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles so far?
Historical Expert: See this rope? This man can only have been tied up by ninjas!
April O'Neil: How can you tell that from only a rope?
Historical Expert: Because, the rope is made in Japan! (Close-up of the word "Japan" printed on said rope)
(and yes, I know that's more than one sentence, but it really all had to be there to make sense, and it made me laugh to read it again so I wanted to share)
March: So today was actually an incredibly productive day.
April: Tomorrow I will be quitting Champps.
May: So I made it to Canada, although not without considerable difficulty.
June: So I finally have locations and dates: I will be moving to Japan the last week in August (looking for plane tickets now).
July: So what, I leave CNU and suddenly they play all my favorite shows and comedians?
August: So here's interesting news.
Harry Potter gets Naked. September: So my internet is working now.
October: So I'm watching the very first episode of the Death Note anime right now.
November: There's a long story behind this, but for now the end product is that I'm moving.
December: So there's lots of pictures of my new apartment, along with numerous entries about my life recently, on my Japan site.
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I'm pretty sure last year's version was more amusing. I'll have to find it. I also realized that I start most of my entries with the word "So." Hmmm. Must start inserting more variety into my openings.