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"Showers are not consistent, but I smell good because I showered last night."
-Fall Out Boy
Yeah, that's Pretty fuckin' funny... sounds familiar though.
UUUUMMMMM I AM SO HORNY and that is an odd way to put it but I am... I really really need a boyfriend, or at least someone to flirt with... so... much... hottness today!!! Josh buying us icecream at lunch, being the same guy... he always is... Hot. And O M G the mohawk guys are soooo hot.... I was walking in front of/behind/next to the brunette one for like, 3 minutes after school. He is soooo fucking hot I just want to lick him up and down... MMMM ok not really. But he reminds me so much of Todd Cleary (Keir O'Donnel's charactor on Wedding Crashers) and that is such a fucking turn on... I mean, he is so emo he is hot... both of them I guess. I really wanna meet him and hang out with him. Then other things. Yeah. Do any of you know either one of thier names??? Just curious... and sick of calling them 'the mohawk guys'.
Yehaaaaaa. My iTunes is playing such random songs right now... ususally it kind of has sort of a pattern in the songs it plays on shuffel, like, my top rated, or the ones that I haven't heard yet, or something, but, mannnn it's random.
FUCK I need a boyfriend... enough of that...
Ummm here is my Personal performance piece... tell me what you think of it:
SHIT LUCK
A Personal Performance by Ashley Thompson
[“Shit Luck” by Modest Mouse comes on, lights immediately come on, to find me storming around room, picking up clothes, shoving them into bags angrily, mumbling/screaming things, cleaning, etc. I pick up a glass jar, and obviously contemplate throwing it against a wall or the floor. Set it down, then start ripping apart paper. I continue cleaning, then I hear a knock a the door. The music fades to quiet.]
Me: IT’S OPEN!!!
[A girl, my friend walks in.]
Friend: Oh my gosh, are you ok?
M: I’ll be fine, I just need to vent. A lot.
F: It totally sucks what they did… I’m really sorry.
M: It’s ok. But I can’t believe it. It makes me so mad! It doesn’t bother me because I liked him, It pisses me off because he was my friend. He was and awesome guy, and she totally took advantage of him.
F: I know… The reason I came up here is because the counselors are having a meeting downstairs. They know you need to get your dorm room done, but they are trying to get all of the people who know anything about it together… they might kick her out of the program.
M: I’m sorry, but I am not going down there. I refuse to talk about the little amount of information I know with them. All I know is that joke he made about it, and the rumors I’ve heard. Tell them that I want nothing to do with this whole thig, that I just know everything that you know, and that I simply have no respect for either of them. Her for doing it to him, and him for letting her. Tell them I fully agree if they kick them out. They would deserve it.
F: Wow. That’s cool that you’re so strong about it.
[She leaves. I cross my arms and star off.]M: That’s not being strong. I’m being incredibly weak.
[“Fight Test” by the Flaming Lips comes on, and I continue cleaning. Lights fade down, then music.]
Yeah... I hope it's ok... yeah!!!! Tell me what you think. I am gonna need Faith and Brittany to help me with the "friend" role and music. so yeah.
Ok.... bye.
JUICE BOXX