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A Grimm Tale
There once was a girl name Sally. She was very tall and not very savvy. She liked to smoke pot and really liked eating duck, so that's why the the damn things revolted.
The ducks said: We're not to be eaten or put in a pot! We run free in the wild and have dips in the pool, have children and eat fish 'til we're full. Can't you see our kind is not to be eaten, baked, boiled or put in a stew?
To which Sally replied: My oh my! My lunch meat just spoke! Hallucinations must be fraught in my mind, as ducks don't speak to my kind.
I must lie down, she said. This is no good. How can I eat something that doesn't want to be cooked?
Then Sally did something very silly then, which no one should do, and turned her back to the ducks that were mad at the sight of ol'Sally - that's right.
So the ducks made their move while Sally was unaware, trying to shake off her horrible nightmare. They took her own knife and carved it real nice, and that's how Aunt Sally became our food to-night.
THE END.
There once was a girl name Sally. She was very tall and not very savvy. She liked to smoke pot and really liked eating duck, so that's why the the damn things revolted.
The ducks said: We're not to be eaten or put in a pot! We run free in the wild and have dips in the pool, have children and eat fish 'til we're full. Can't you see our kind is not to be eaten, baked, boiled or put in a stew?
To which Sally replied: My oh my! My lunch meat just spoke! Hallucinations must be fraught in my mind, as ducks don't speak to my kind.
I must lie down, she said. This is no good. How can I eat something that doesn't want to be cooked?
Then Sally did something very silly then, which no one should do, and turned her back to the ducks that were mad at the sight of ol'Sally - that's right.
So the ducks made their move while Sally was unaware, trying to shake off her horrible nightmare. They took her own knife and carved it real nice, and that's how Aunt Sally became our food to-night.
THE END.