i mean....come on......
heres the situation (as my calc 3 prof would say):
Im driving the buzzed versions of dan and johnny back to their houses
im trying to make sense of 5 different sets of directions (and johnny insisting that dan met some chick named lucy) coming from the back seat and to the right of me....make a left turn down a street that is closed to through traffic....get pulled over
cop smells booze...takes our 3 DL's and the registration and insurance because i was "swerving" trying to follow my GPS system
so guess who gets to take a sobriety test
the only person out of our group of friends who doesnt drink and turned 21 before anyone else
you cant write that
you cant script things this well
so i do the ABCs, count backwards from 100-87, balancing on one foot and walking a straight line thing while i was shaking like a captured sea lion pup
and then of course...the breathalyzer
which turned out to be 0.00
the cop lets me off with a warning
come on
you cant script this
i apparently made it through quite the ordeal according to dan
i really didn't care...i just wanted to make sure i didnt make any stupid mistakes
im going to milk this for all its worth
im now officially a good guy with a bad streak
;)
Im driving the buzzed versions of dan and johnny back to their houses
im trying to make sense of 5 different sets of directions (and johnny insisting that dan met some chick named lucy) coming from the back seat and to the right of me....make a left turn down a street that is closed to through traffic....get pulled over
cop smells booze...takes our 3 DL's and the registration and insurance because i was "swerving" trying to follow my GPS system
so guess who gets to take a sobriety test
the only person out of our group of friends who doesnt drink and turned 21 before anyone else
you cant write that
you cant script things this well
so i do the ABCs, count backwards from 100-87, balancing on one foot and walking a straight line thing while i was shaking like a captured sea lion pup
and then of course...the breathalyzer
which turned out to be 0.00
the cop lets me off with a warning
come on
you cant script this
i apparently made it through quite the ordeal according to dan
i really didn't care...i just wanted to make sure i didnt make any stupid mistakes
im going to milk this for all its worth
im now officially a good guy with a bad streak
;)