don't take strangers from candy! don't snort pink lemonade!
I know I've posted these before, but I felt like pulling out some old favorites. Also, I posted 52 caps from the new Ouran Host Club anime (shiny as anything) at cap_it.
"She (JKR) can't kill off any of the Weasleys. It wouldn't matter, you could kill one off and no one would notice, there's so many." --Sarah Laskey
"I'm noticing a distinct lack of stab wounds on your physical person. Bravo to you." --Ethan, Ctrl-Alt-Del
"Now I have to figure out a problem that's been hindering my life. Excuse me while I write more yaoi." --desertyoukai
On praying for good waves: "As for me...I usually throw a non-virgin into the extinct volcanic caldera in the Oakland hills ( "Ahhh" then 'Thump' ) and he prays for waves in hopes that I'll go surfing and stop throwing him into extinct calderas." --Rev. Sea M. Holy Bay Rollers
Marcus: If I were you, I’d quit while I was ahead. Back on Minbar, the other Rangers had a saying: “The only way to get a straight answer out of Ranger One is to look at every reply in a mirror, while hanging upside-down from the ceiling.”
Sheridan: Did it work?
Marcus: Oddly enough, yes. Or, after a while, you passed out and had a vision. Either way, the results are pretty much the same.
"I bet you ten bucks the sun starts to come up soon. And I will win the bet because you never asked how soon "soon" was, did you? You silly flist. "Soon" is relative. Except... there's not incest." --regulusa
"At Blockbuster I was tempted to rent Ice Princess because it reminded me of Squall." --mungol
"No, see, what happens is, probability goes over to Catan and says, "Ahah, we meet again," and Catan says, "Shut up, bitch," and ties probability up and throws it in the closet." --wingdance
"USIT, AKA PLACE WHICH WAS MEANT TO PROCESS MY APPLICATION:
MAYA: Here are my forms! Please to process. Here is my 100 dollar processing fee!
USIT: Thank you. Please to give us 700 more dollars for, like, processing.
MAYA: Ahahaha. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I want to go to America, not, you know... actually buy it.
After a time, I became convinced that in a moment of advanced drunkenness, I had slept with the American Embassy, told it I loved it, and then never called." --Maya (mistful)
"Whoops. I hit parent instead of "reply" up there. I DON'T know what this means for us." --iharthdarth
*Hamsterdance plays on RFM*
[01:39] Brett: [Lei's turn!]
[01:39] Brett: [She charges into the... christ, I can't concentrate with this stuff Cham >.<]
[01:40] Herman: (HA.)
*On RFM* Cham: For Brett's sake, I'm going to quit playing that song. But I can't resist claiming victory!
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." --James Nicoll
Bleach #121: In Sane We Trust
Hammond: Was your mission successful?
Carter: In a word, yes.
O'Neill: In two words... yes sir.
Fan Asked Question: What would be the perfect ending [to Stargate SG-1]?
Michael Shanks: Um, the credits?
Soooo tired. I was going to go to bed as soon as MC3 ended, because I kept typoing and missing things and I ended up feeling very poorly towards myself and decided that in order to not think negatively, it would be best to just go to sleep like I need to, but... um. Yes, the internet is a siren's song. -_-; Going to bed now, though. Seriously.
(Look biogant, I'm listening to her! She's good, though I wouldn't call her the best thing ever or anything. I'm still sort of obsessed with Panic! At The Disco right now.)
Tomorrow: Italian for dinner, Interview With a Vampire (film society is showing it and we can't not go, my friends are all White Wolf gamers), Doctor Who, get the courage to ask someone an important question. I will likely mention the last in my journal once I ask it.
"She (JKR) can't kill off any of the Weasleys. It wouldn't matter, you could kill one off and no one would notice, there's so many." --Sarah Laskey
"I'm noticing a distinct lack of stab wounds on your physical person. Bravo to you." --Ethan, Ctrl-Alt-Del
"Now I have to figure out a problem that's been hindering my life. Excuse me while I write more yaoi." --desertyoukai
On praying for good waves: "As for me...I usually throw a non-virgin into the extinct volcanic caldera in the Oakland hills ( "Ahhh" then 'Thump' ) and he prays for waves in hopes that I'll go surfing and stop throwing him into extinct calderas." --Rev. Sea M. Holy Bay Rollers
Marcus: If I were you, I’d quit while I was ahead. Back on Minbar, the other Rangers had a saying: “The only way to get a straight answer out of Ranger One is to look at every reply in a mirror, while hanging upside-down from the ceiling.”
Sheridan: Did it work?
Marcus: Oddly enough, yes. Or, after a while, you passed out and had a vision. Either way, the results are pretty much the same.
"I bet you ten bucks the sun starts to come up soon. And I will win the bet because you never asked how soon "soon" was, did you? You silly flist. "Soon" is relative. Except... there's not incest." --regulusa
"At Blockbuster I was tempted to rent Ice Princess because it reminded me of Squall." --mungol
"No, see, what happens is, probability goes over to Catan and says, "Ahah, we meet again," and Catan says, "Shut up, bitch," and ties probability up and throws it in the closet." --wingdance
"USIT, AKA PLACE WHICH WAS MEANT TO PROCESS MY APPLICATION:
MAYA: Here are my forms! Please to process. Here is my 100 dollar processing fee!
USIT: Thank you. Please to give us 700 more dollars for, like, processing.
MAYA: Ahahaha. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I want to go to America, not, you know... actually buy it.
After a time, I became convinced that in a moment of advanced drunkenness, I had slept with the American Embassy, told it I loved it, and then never called." --Maya (mistful)
"Whoops. I hit parent instead of "reply" up there. I DON'T know what this means for us." --iharthdarth
*Hamsterdance plays on RFM*
[01:39] Brett: [Lei's turn!]
[01:39] Brett: [She charges into the... christ, I can't concentrate with this stuff Cham >.<]
[01:40] Herman: (HA.)
*On RFM* Cham: For Brett's sake, I'm going to quit playing that song. But I can't resist claiming victory!
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." --James Nicoll
Bleach #121: In Sane We Trust
Hammond: Was your mission successful?
Carter: In a word, yes.
O'Neill: In two words... yes sir.
Fan Asked Question: What would be the perfect ending [to Stargate SG-1]?
Michael Shanks: Um, the credits?
Soooo tired. I was going to go to bed as soon as MC3 ended, because I kept typoing and missing things and I ended up feeling very poorly towards myself and decided that in order to not think negatively, it would be best to just go to sleep like I need to, but... um. Yes, the internet is a siren's song. -_-; Going to bed now, though. Seriously.
(Look biogant, I'm listening to her! She's good, though I wouldn't call her the best thing ever or anything. I'm still sort of obsessed with Panic! At The Disco right now.)
Tomorrow: Italian for dinner, Interview With a Vampire (film society is showing it and we can't not go, my friends are all White Wolf gamers), Doctor Who, get the courage to ask someone an important question. I will likely mention the last in my journal once I ask it.