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[winewomenand]

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Promise, I fully expect your daughter to reimburse me for damages incurred, along with punitive damages for my emotional trauma and suffering. Intense trauma and suffering. I just bought that. Five hundred dollars for what is supposed to be--

[ there is a long, irritated, thoroughly underwhelmed pause. ]

Promise?

Niko?

Cal--

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fffffff sorry this is so late. i was awol last night.

[halfed]

Jesus Christ. Just when you thought it was safe to walk the streets alone.

it is never too late in leandrosland alright

[winewomenand]

Robin Goodfellow, actually, but Jesus Christ is acceptable.

You're very lucky you've already been absolved of blame in this situation. Otherwise I would be chasing you with my sword right now. And I would find you, believe me. No place is so large that I wouldn't find my mark.

<333 what are you still doing up?

[halfed]

Gee, great. It's always good to know that I'm going to make it through the rest of the day intact. Mostly.

I'm guessing Nik's got you by now too?

because my circadian rhythm is on strike D:

[winewomenand]

I figured you would see things my way and be duly relieved.

He says that he's coming to get me in five minutes, and he's got two minutes left. I suspect he'll be here in one-- fashionably early. In the meantime I'll just stand here and drip bits of myself on the cobblestones. Not like I needed that blood or anything.

give it a pay rise! T__T

[halfed]

You're bleeding? Don't tell me you've been in a fight already. How long have you been standing there?

*gives it coffee instead*

[winewomenand]

About ten minutes. More or less.

And I just came from a fight, you context lightweight. With that big dark son of a Macedonian goat Oshossi. My windows are shattered again. Do you have any idea how much plate glass costs to install?

Of course you don't.

/watches lys start bouncing. also: net failure here >__>

[halfed]

If you're talking about your car lot I got the context. But that was a while back. That's really the last thing you remember?

1/2 /roundhouse kicks li's internet

[winewomenand]

The last thing I remember? Caliban, the claw-marks and my ruined shirt-- I should just start buying two of my favorite everything --say that it's more than the last thing I remember. It's the last thing I did!

I am never looking at another pussy again in my life.

[winewomenand]

That's a lie.

/offers tribute

[halfed]

I doubt anything that happened to you would manage that. Short of castration.

We're from different times, Loman. A lot of shit's gone on since then.

1/2

[winewomenand]

I've got fingers.

[winewomenand]

'A lot of shit' is a succinct way of putting it. I don't like the sound of that, though. I don't like it at all. Assuming your brother will fill me in on some of it on my way.

Sleeping on your couch for a bit, by the way. Try to keep the noise down and no television until twelve thirty.

1/2

[halfed]

And you'd get off on that, being the junkless wonder and all.

What the hell did I do to deserve that?

private;

[halfed]

Nik will tell you what he needs to. After that I'll fill in some of the gaps. But there's a lot neither of us are going to tell you.

It's not all bad though.

1/2

[winewomenand]

Sex is about a wet, sloppy union of two people enjoying themselves. The important part is that the other person gets off on it sometimes. Otherwise it's just glorified masturbation, which is something you would be very familiar with.

And I don't know. Threatened me in the workplace. You made your bed, now I get to sleep in it.

private;

[winewomenand]

But not all of the gaps, of course. Is my understanding correct? That's fine by me, Caliban.

But the not all bad part, does that mean I get to kill a bunch of distastefuls and look good while I do it?