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[winewomenand]

Why aren't all of you wearing white? I want to see those leopard-print bras and Superman boxers. What a rip-off today has been.

My hair is frizzy for no good reason.

And if I find a single one of you has gotten my cat wet, there will be hell to pay and you should all be aware of it. She is somewhat dry clean only.

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[playsforkeeps]

Thought I missed a party. Reckon I was wrong.

[winewomenand]

I never miss a party if a party presents itself.

[playsforkeeps]

Don't sound like there was much of one, but, likewise.

[ooc; excuse me while I fail a lot. Sometimes I forget who my pups have met if they've only talked once :(]

[winewomenand]

There wasn't, much to my eternal chagrin. This place is forever stuck between underdone and overdone. Never at the exact right temperature.

[ooc: is a-ok!]

[playsforkeeps]

Maybe you should do something about that.

[winewomenand]

Such as?

[playsforkeeps]

Throw a party.

[winewomenand]

I do so frequently. Once a week, more or less.

[playsforkeeps]

What kind of party, mon ami?

[winewomenand]

Sex party.

[playsforkeeps]

You host a weekly orgy?

[winewomenand]

I would do so more often if my schedule would permit.

[playsforkeeps]

You a special kind of weird, homme.

[winewomenand]

Weird? What is so weird about my august personage?

[playsforkeeps]

...weird was probably a bad word. Um...eccentric. That's a good one. Unless, you know, you ain't human. Then, I can't really judge.

[winewomenand]

I'm not.