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[winewomenand]

Why aren't all of you wearing white? I want to see those leopard-print bras and Superman boxers. What a rip-off today has been.

My hair is frizzy for no good reason.

And if I find a single one of you has gotten my cat wet, there will be hell to pay and you should all be aware of it. She is somewhat dry clean only.

Comments

[justashow]

You want to see Superman boxers? I think I'm declaring those a crime against nature.

[winewomenand]

A hot mess is still hot, even if he's a mess.

[justashow]

I like to have higher expectations.

[winewomenand]

I have my own kind of expectations. I expect to go home with someone at the end of the night. What type of someone, I am not so picky.

[justashow]

You'd think a man of your talents could afford to discriminate.

[winewomenand]

A man of my talents realizes that 'discrimination' is simply a way of limiting one's experiences. I have no desire to limit my experiences with the exception of humans over the age of fifty.

[justashow]

Oh, I see. An ageist.

[winewomenand]

One of a human's best qualities is fertility. When that is lost, often part of the charm is lost. Although, not always.

[justashow]

The ability to procreate has never been a selling point for me, but whatever floats your row boat.

[winewomenand]

It becomes a bit of a novelty when you do it the old fashioned way.

[justashow]

The old fashioned way you must never inform me about.

[winewomenand]

Coward.

[justashow]

I prize my sanity and my stomach contents.

[winewomenand]

Sanity is debatable. Vomiting is a perfect way to enjoy another good meal in a hurry.

[justashow]

Remind me never to invite you to guest speak at an eating disorder support group meeting.

[winewomenand]

Look at what I am. I embrace my disordered eating.