Jun 16, 2009 21:17
I love children.
I love them because they are easy to capture and sacrifice. I love them because they are naive. I love them because they are good for a ransom. I love them because they lack preconception and are easily molded or perverted. I love them because one may learn many things from them-- for instance, the limits of one's infinite patience.
Most of all I love them because if you wait around long e-fucking-nough, they turn into adults, and then they can be considered actual people as opposed to an affliction best defined as a perpetually dirty, sticky noise.
why is this my responsibility,
subject of great import,
loud noises!,
demands an explanation for this bs,
even houseplants are beyond him,
niko,
scream,
would be happier drunk,
have you no shame,
caliban,
do not want,
the leandros chew toy