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[winewomenand]

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[ for a few seconds, there is a clop-clop noise, before a growl of frustration. ]

This is starting to get very tired very quickly. Most importantly, this isn't my lot in life. I'm the practiced beguiler. Never the straight man. Such a thing is clearly and emphatically not the way of any sane universe.

[ more rustling and bright,

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[playstheblues]

A lost woodland creature?

[winewomenand]

A slightly confused well-respected creature of legend, thank you very much for belittling my always superior presence.

[playstheblues]

What kingdom do you hail from?

[winewomenand]

I don't believe in kings. Officials should always be elected, so that we may better and more knowledgeably mock them.

[playstheblues]

The mundy world, then.

[winewomenand]

Excuse me?

[playstheblues]

Not from the Imperial Lands.

[winewomenand]

I can't even begin to imagine what in the hell you are talking about, sorry.

[playstheblues]

Well, that's all right.

[winewomenand]

You are out of your little blond mind today, you do realize.

[playstheblues]

Well I would be much more sane if I could find my Empress.

[winewomenand]

Empress?

[playstheblues]

Yes. It is my duty as the Emperor to find my Empress.

[winewomenand]

You?

Emperor?

[playstheblues]

Yes, upon vanquishing the Terror of Fabletown I returned to the Homelands and took the throne that had been waiting for me.

[winewomenand]

What in Zeus' name is a Fabletown. This isn't the first time I've heard the word or been accused of being related to it.