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[winewomenand]

What's the difference between medium and rare?

Six inches is medium, nine inches is rare.

Anyway, the weather's finally getting fit for a lamb roast, and I've been saving up, so I think it's about time we had one on the beach. A good old-fashioned open-pit barbeque, in the greatest of American traditions. That's what my country is founded on,

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[justashow]

Do I want to know what the dog-sized speakers are for?

And by the way, I thought you were from Greece.

[winewomenand]

For the kicking bassline, obviously.

I'm living in New York. I've been there since the Victorians went out of style. I'm sure that I'm from somewhere, but I can't remember where, and suffice it to say, countries weren't around then.

But I have good memories of Greece.

[justashow]

None of us are deaf enough to require a thumping bassline that loud. Although we would be afterwards.

You don't look harrassed enough to be from New York.

[winewomenand]

They make hearing aids for that these days. Ferocious music is always required at a party.

Harassed enough? Possibly because I'm not harassed. I enjoy polis living. I enjoy all of the people. All of the children on the other hand I have no use for, except in the way that they usually grow up to be real people.

Plus, it's easier to sell cars.

[justashow]

Kids are cute, Robin.

Car salesman. I should have known. About one step below lawyer I would say.

[winewomenand]

They can't drink, they can't smoke, they can't dance, they can't screw, and they can't drive. Useless to me.

Used car salesman.

[justashow]

And yet necessary for the survival of the world?

Even worse.

[winewomenand]

And yet necessary for the continued spread of the human species.

Somewhere slightly below a defense attorney, I know. But I'm an honest swindler. I never pass off a lemon. It's no good to kill the clientele through a lack of standards.

[justashow]

The same thing, from a human's perspective.

Ah, I wouldn't known the routine. I've always bought new.

[winewomenand]

That's right. Most of you live your lives without ever considering that there could be other creatures out there wondering when you'll stop tramping all over everything and breeding.

Some of us aren't so wealthy. Not me, of course, but some of us.

[justashow]

We've known of the Fae for years, and now werewolves too. The vampires will still stay hidden, of course.

We know that breeding and tramping is the only power we have.

[winewomenand]

I'm coming to wherever you live.

You forgot about the previously mentioned lighting things on fire and eating everything in sight.