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[winewomenand]

The best part about the spring is the fact that all of you gender dimorphic types are gearing up to sow your wild oats. All of you. No matter how much you may avoid the very topic, you're just as much a part of nature as all of the horny rabbits and birds and bees and whatever around you. You can try to deny it, but in the end all any of you are is

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[darkest0knight]

I'm gonna need a raincheck.

[winewomenand]

And praytell, what's your good reason for needing a raincheck? Do you know what I did for a living before all of this alternate universe crap? I sold used cars.

You'll need a good reason.

[darkest0knight]

I uh...I lost some blood and Henry's makin' me stay in bed for today.

[winewomenand]

Making you. I can't tell if that makes him sound like your master or your mother.

But it's a good enough reason for me, under the circumstances.

[darkest0knight]

He likes to fuss.

And I figure it's better not to piss him off right now, I'm already gonna get lectured as it is.

[winewomenand]

Mmmhmm.

Afraid he might chew your head off?

[darkest0knight]

Figuratively.

Okay, maybe it wasn't the best of ideas but I didn't die or anything.

[winewomenand]

What did you go and do to get yourself hurt, like a typical silly mortal pup?

[darkest0knight]

A friend needed help with something. I kind of volunteered to take her place for a while.

[winewomenand]

That was very noble of you. Completely stupid and showing a deep lack of self-preservation, but noble nevertheless.

[darkest0knight]

Gee, thanks.

[winewomenand]

It was a compliment.