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[winewomenand]

The best part about the spring is the fact that all of you gender dimorphic types are gearing up to sow your wild oats. All of you. No matter how much you may avoid the very topic, you're just as much a part of nature as all of the horny rabbits and birds and bees and whatever around you. You can try to deny it, but in the end all any of you are is

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[adamantined]

Wow.

[winewomenand]

The laconic poet arrives.

[adamantined]

I didn't want to show up the sex ed teacher, which, by the way, I'm starting to think that's all you think about.

[winewomenand]

I think about other things. Sleep, coffee, money, food, cinema, couture, larceny, how much better off I was three years ago.

[adamantined]

What happened that made you better off three years ago?

[winewomenand]

The web of our lives is of a mingled yarn, good and ill together.

[adamantined]

You aren't one for a direct answer.

[winewomenand]

Typically not.

I was forced to meet some people recently who reminded me that lust is easy, like is hard, and anything more is a tedious chronic pain in the asscheek.

[adamantined]

We all need people around to kick us in the ass every once and a while. Forced is an interesting choice of words, though.

[winewomenand]

What can I say? Men treat friendship like a football.

Forced is an accurate choice of words. There was a knife held to my neck.

[adamantined]

I don't think all guys treat friendship like football. Maybe all the ones that you've known, but I've met some who aren't like that.

Someone here?

[winewomenand]

The ones who don't treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

Oh, I'm not going to be shy about it. It was Caliban Leandros, who you should avoid at all costs, on account of the fact that he's a juvenile delinquent who also slouches.

bbl work ;_;

[adamantined]

Not everyone knows how to be delicate, I guess.

Who's also a jerk.

*punches work*

[winewomenand]

I see you have definitely met the-man-the-legend personally already.

*punches sylar*

[adamantined]

I met him once when he was normal, once when he was a pervo, and then again after that. During the dream curse.

*punches matt*

[winewomenand]

That dream. That wasn't Caliban. That was a monster.

Don't confuse the two.