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[winewomenand]

[ voice post ]

I should like to clear something up before any of you rabble go to see A Midsummer Night's Dream. I don't do housework, so don't get any funny ideas

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voice;

[monsterbaiting]

[this is the sound of uncontrollable laughter]

voice;

[winewomenand]

I'm glad that I seem to amuse. Do you have a yes or no answer for me?

voice;

[monsterbaiting]

[between laughs]

H-hold on, 'm not fffinished.

voice;

[winewomenand]

Don't waste too much of my time, girl. I've got a lot of better things and people I could be doing.

voice;

[monsterbaiting]

So what tone of voice was she looking at you in?

Re: voice;

[winewomenand]

She says she loves me. I tell her if she really loves me she'll stop leaving body parts where I sleep and calling it a present.

voice;

[monsterbaiting]

Human body parts?

voice;

[winewomenand]

No. Deer body parts. Not like one or the other is more or less smelly when it's gone all necrotic on you.

voice;

[monsterbaiting]

Not even a little less disgusting.

voice;

[winewomenand]

That's what I tell Salome, but she never listens to her daddy.

voice;

[monsterbaiting]

Maybe you need a cat whisperer or something.

voice;

[winewomenand]

If she doesn't listen to what I tell her, she won't listen to anyone, my Salome. That's why she's wonderful.

voice;

[monsterbaiting]

Wow, you're like one of those cat ladies 'cept with a beard. Actually, some of them probably do have beards.

voice;

[winewomenand]

I am not some pathetic social retard. I'm a sophisticated and handsome man of the world who happens to own a mummified cat who won't go away.

voice;

[monsterbaiting]

Are you always this defensive?

voice;

[winewomenand]

If by defensive you mean adamant to be recognized for the amazing person that I am, and to have what's mine be equally recognized as amazing, then yes, I'm always this defensive.