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So, er. *tugs at his (richly embroidered) collar*
My Lords King Hamlet and King Fortinbras? It would seem that I have-- ah, won you. Terrible phrasing, I must say, and I, of course, mean absolutely no offense to your Majesties-- and I certainly don't intend to ask anything of my Lords now that you have been relieved of your-- er, problem.
But I was wondering if it wouldn't be interesting for your noble selves to talk-- you must have so much in common! Denmark, for one thing. An absolutely smashing taste in footwear, for another.
My Lords King Hamlet and King Fortinbras? It would seem that I have-- ah, won you. Terrible phrasing, I must say, and I, of course, mean absolutely no offense to your Majesties-- and I certainly don't intend to ask anything of my Lords now that you have been relieved of your-- er, problem.
But I was wondering if it wouldn't be interesting for your noble selves to talk-- you must have so much in common! Denmark, for one thing. An absolutely smashing taste in footwear, for another.