Anti-OTP: Osric/Horatio
*he has a new hat-- it's clean, it looks unworn, but that's not how one can tell that it is new (this is the sort of care Osric takes of all his hats); no, one can tell that it is new from the way that Osric looks at it: he does do as if it is his very most prized posession (perhaps it is, today)*
*and he has two handkerchiefs, neither of them new-- one by one, he holds them up to the hat, murmuring thoughtfully to himself*
*should he hear someone approach, he will ask, without looking to see who is there* Do you suppose either of these clash?
*and he has two handkerchiefs, neither of them new-- one by one, he holds them up to the hat, murmuring thoughtfully to himself*
*should he hear someone approach, he will ask, without looking to see who is there* Do you suppose either of these clash?