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[winestained]

[Finding the communicator was easy. Figuring out how it worked, not so much. It's taken an hour or so, but he's basically worked out that it can record his voice and he can type things into it. Video might be a feat he's not quite capable of yet. Once he knows that he can input information, he tries to find out if the reverse is true. Tinkering

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[13sugars]

I guess ghost town would be the best word for it right now, wouldn't it? It's not as bad as it used to be, honest!

And it's the end of winter, so...

Well, it'll be warming up pretty soon at least. I think. I hope.

[winestained]

It used ta be worse? That's kinda depressin', don'cha think?

[13sugars]

I guess it is... but after you've been here a while, it's... a little less depressing?

It was worse a few weeks ago, at least. Be thankful for the little things, you know?

[winestained]

Or big things, like not bein' dead. [...]

There would happen ta be a buncha guys in white suits here, would there?

[13sugars]

That one works too!

Not that I know of... I haven't seen anyone in a white suit, actually.

[winestained]

I like ta consider myself an optimist.

Ah, that's not good.

[13sugars]

Well good, we need more of those here!

It's not?

[winestained]

Lotsa people'd find it easy ta be pessimistic in a place like this, I guess.

No, I've gotta find them. They're plannin' somethin' bad and I just... can't have that.

[13sugars]

Oh yes, that I can understand. Still, it gets so sad, not being able to see anyone smile.

Ah... there might not ever be any here, to be honest.

[winestained]

Ya gotta make 'em laugh then. Simple as that, I guess.

In that case, I better start plannin' ta get oughta here.

[13sugars]

I guess that's pretty easy! [All he usually has to do is turn on his communicator]

... That... might be easier said than done.

[winestained]

Isn't it? People like ta laugh.

I'm afraid I'm pretty hard ta talk outta doin' things.