First of all: Yay, I can finally get that
Kaleshnikov assault rifle I've always wanted!!!
/sarcasm
I'm *so* glad to know that thugs can now legally carry M-16s. Dude, it freaks me out when I see police officers carrying that shit, never mind some punk with an attitude!
Second: From the man bites dog files --
A man who tried to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one of the dogs put its paw on the revolver's trigger. Hahahaha! Eat that, abusive bitch!
Third: Speaking of abusive bitches:
Cheney said at a town hall meeting in Iowa, "It's absolutely essential that eight weeks from today, on November 2, we make the right choice, because if we make the wrong choice then the danger is that we'll get hit again and we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States." Hey, why don't you BITE ME, you punkass bitch.
Fourth: See, we knew all of this years ago, but finally the mainstream press catches on:
"Staudt has obviously pressured Hodges more about Bush," Killian wrote on August 18, 1973. "I'm having trouble running interference and doing my job -- Harris gave me a message today from Grp regarding Bush's OETR and Staudt is pushing to sugar coat it. Bush wasn't here during rating period and I don't have any comments from 187th in Alabama. I will not rate."