skinny dipping in fleas
Back by popular demand............................ ME! and my thoughts.
To start this new beginning the journal will have a new name. It will be called the smiles captain log.
Smiles Captain log 1:
I have deleted myspace and facebook for technical and stalker reasons. I will return to happy days of livejournaling and continue to do what I set out to do two years ago, make you laugh, cry, and think intellectually.
Truth be told I'm doing this for Stacy so that she might be able to keep in-touch with me. Even though I created the secret AIM account, I never log on. So this will bridge the miles between us and give you many incomplete sentences and thoughts from the one and only Babycakes.
SO my life:
Currently I'm being violated in many ways by vicious fleas that want to skin me alive. I've spent 25 dollars on flea insecticide and I must say I have been quite successful in ridding of my 25 dollars, for the fleas are still fucking here. I'm glad. Maybe they are the roommates I always wanted. You know the ones that bite you constantly and jump all over your bed naked and unbridled. You know those kind.
Lena and I will be throwing the couches away this week and I foresee a big change of events. We will have fleas and no place to sit.
Tomorrow I'll be opening the store. I plan to go in my Spongebob Squarepants Christmas Shirt and pajama pants. Why would I go like this? Because I'm going in tomorrow to open the store and then leave it at 9:15 then come back at 1 to close. That is why I will be opening in such attire because I don't give a shit. I want to be fired. But sadly no one will see me and I will remain a Payless shiton Oh I mean peon in a spongebob squarepants christmas shirt and pajama bottoms.
I want to take this time to say that I've found two other individuals that experience a burning sensation while peeing after a long swim. SO ha!
This will conclude my smiles captain log.
To start this new beginning the journal will have a new name. It will be called the smiles captain log.
Smiles Captain log 1:
I have deleted myspace and facebook for technical and stalker reasons. I will return to happy days of livejournaling and continue to do what I set out to do two years ago, make you laugh, cry, and think intellectually.
Truth be told I'm doing this for Stacy so that she might be able to keep in-touch with me. Even though I created the secret AIM account, I never log on. So this will bridge the miles between us and give you many incomplete sentences and thoughts from the one and only Babycakes.
SO my life:
Currently I'm being violated in many ways by vicious fleas that want to skin me alive. I've spent 25 dollars on flea insecticide and I must say I have been quite successful in ridding of my 25 dollars, for the fleas are still fucking here. I'm glad. Maybe they are the roommates I always wanted. You know the ones that bite you constantly and jump all over your bed naked and unbridled. You know those kind.
Lena and I will be throwing the couches away this week and I foresee a big change of events. We will have fleas and no place to sit.
Tomorrow I'll be opening the store. I plan to go in my Spongebob Squarepants Christmas Shirt and pajama pants. Why would I go like this? Because I'm going in tomorrow to open the store and then leave it at 9:15 then come back at 1 to close. That is why I will be opening in such attire because I don't give a shit. I want to be fired. But sadly no one will see me and I will remain a Payless shiton Oh I mean peon in a spongebob squarepants christmas shirt and pajama bottoms.
I want to take this time to say that I've found two other individuals that experience a burning sensation while peeing after a long swim. SO ha!
This will conclude my smiles captain log.