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Dec 05, 2005 19:15


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last week I broke ltearsofthemoon's X-Box (-12 points). In January I bought porn for i13cssin (-10 points). In June I pulled over and changed knowtwodrugs's flat tire (15 points). Last Friday I gave moon_eyed a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (994 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
windycitylover

Somehow, I think i13cssin would at least reward me with points for buying him porn, even if Santa won't.
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