Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last week I broke
ltearsofthemoon's X-Box (-12 points). In January I bought porn for
i13cssin (-10 points). In June I pulled over and changed
knowtwodrugs's flat tire (15 points). Last Friday I gave
moon_eyed a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (994 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
windycitylover
Somehow, I think
i13cssin would at least reward me with points for buying him porn, even if Santa won't.