A Word From Your Friendly Manhattan Digest Advice Columnist
People of Manhattan:
Do not despair! There are still several hours left tonight to put a pen to paper (or perhaps hands to the keyboard I suppose) and confess your most interesting secrets describe the troubles that are plaguing you so that I can help you to resolve them!
Already there are several probably satisfied recipients of my advice, who surely can attest to its value!
So, come now! Don't be shy! Why continue to live in misery? Please, allow me to help!
Do not despair! There are still several hours left tonight to put a pen to paper (or perhaps hands to the keyboard I suppose) and confess your most interesting secrets describe the troubles that are plaguing you so that I can help you to resolve them!
Already there are several probably satisfied recipients of my advice, who surely can attest to its value!
So, come now! Don't be shy! Why continue to live in misery? Please, allow me to help!