dee dee dee
I was bored...
Alyssa is:
Now eating cereal
Available for adoption and is of Africian-american decent
Marketing and profiting from her sex appeal
Fed through a tube in her tummy
A lesbian
Zac is:
Missing
Absolutly incredible
Bright green
Long and Beautiful
Is still yours right?
Katie is:
So devoted to Tom
Pregnant
In labor
Unsure what to do with her $10 million bonus
Furious over what she sees as the hijacking of her domain
Andrea is:
Has spina bifida
Serving a life sentence for drowning the children
Actually polish
A very, very sick woman
The Queen Bitch
Dan is:
Just mad
Mentioned in the Bible
Losing friends fast
Celebrating with plenty of cow pie
Getting old
Bridget is:
Actually male
On drugs
Slobbering alcoholic
Often seen with a ciggarette in her hand
Gulping alcohol
Michelle is:
Burning her own face
Flexing her throat muscles
Quite angry
Not a hoe
Running away from her feelings
Jes is:
My homeboy
Federaly recognized
Dominating the systematics
Sexier than you
In heat
K-la is:
Hot?
Raped by Jack
Buried under this rock
Afraid of makeup
Irresponsible and immature
Davy is:
Left an orphan
Kidnapped
Absolutly refreshing
An asshat
Blaming the entire Echo Project
Nate is:
Your favorite
Intelligent submissive wimp
Trying to blow up the hamburger buns
In shock
Now alone outside naked
Lafè is:
A native of Nigeria
Backgammon fiend
Only interested in marrying his daugher
An onery man
Famous for his impatience
Kristina is:
The ultimate woman
Worried that
Tahiska will be killed by angry soldiers
The problem
A cancer survivor
Tracy is:
A new man
A wimp
Handfed
A snob
Flying high
Yay GOOGLE!!
Alyssa is:
Now eating cereal
Available for adoption and is of Africian-american decent
Marketing and profiting from her sex appeal
Fed through a tube in her tummy
A lesbian
Zac is:
Missing
Absolutly incredible
Bright green
Long and Beautiful
Is still yours right?
Katie is:
So devoted to Tom
Pregnant
In labor
Unsure what to do with her $10 million bonus
Furious over what she sees as the hijacking of her domain
Andrea is:
Has spina bifida
Serving a life sentence for drowning the children
Actually polish
A very, very sick woman
The Queen Bitch
Dan is:
Just mad
Mentioned in the Bible
Losing friends fast
Celebrating with plenty of cow pie
Getting old
Bridget is:
Actually male
On drugs
Slobbering alcoholic
Often seen with a ciggarette in her hand
Gulping alcohol
Michelle is:
Burning her own face
Flexing her throat muscles
Quite angry
Not a hoe
Running away from her feelings
Jes is:
My homeboy
Federaly recognized
Dominating the systematics
Sexier than you
In heat
K-la is:
Hot?
Raped by Jack
Buried under this rock
Afraid of makeup
Irresponsible and immature
Davy is:
Left an orphan
Kidnapped
Absolutly refreshing
An asshat
Blaming the entire Echo Project
Nate is:
Your favorite
Intelligent submissive wimp
Trying to blow up the hamburger buns
In shock
Now alone outside naked
Lafè is:
A native of Nigeria
Backgammon fiend
Only interested in marrying his daugher
An onery man
Famous for his impatience
Kristina is:
The ultimate woman
Worried that
Tahiska will be killed by angry soldiers
The problem
A cancer survivor
Tracy is:
A new man
A wimp
Handfed
A snob
Flying high
Yay GOOGLE!!