Cookies

[windsurferx]

So I found this ziploc bag of chocolate chip cookies smashed down behind my dresser. Pretty much just ate them all. They were decent, not the best I've ever had but I'll think about thanking the previous occupant of my room if I ever meet him or her

Comments

[gman256x]

If you're referring to the one where the dude wants to fuck the girl, goes and gets a condom from the ever-so-convenient condom dispenser in the middle of the ballroom, and comes back as a handsome young lad instead of a pig, I know what you mean. So what if he has a condom? He's still going home with a random whore he picked up in a bar. Maybe he didn't even want to fuck her, maybe he just wanted some brains and the opportunity to pass out on her chest hams, wake up and have her make him breakfast.

Either way, you can still be a pig even if you wrap it up, especially if you're prone to wrapping it up and throwing it into many anonymous, low self-esteemed women.

[windsurferx]

Not wanting to pay child support or being dragged onto day time talk shows does not make you a caring individual.

[unfixmyhair]

so first you drank a mysterious grape pop
and then you ate some mysterious fossilized cookies

what if someone is trying to poison you??!!!!?!?!?