6th Kick || 4th Wall Day

[windsorknot]

[ There's a rustle of what sounds like a plastic bag and then the sound of someone muttering under his breath. ]

Considering how the City's population usually doesn't double over night, I'm assuming this is another curse?

For once I'm failing to see the theme behind this one.

[ His voice is followed by more plastic bag rustling and the sound of

Comments

wow i'm.. only a little sorry for this. :D

[thetransmitter]

[HARRY'S JUST GOING TO STARE AT YOU.

A LOT.]

what is this I don't even

[windsorknot]

[ Honestly, what is so strange about a man in a waistcoat trying to do his grocery shopping for the day. ]

Can I help you?

[thetransmitter]

[It's a MAN. ... In a WAISTCOAT. ... Doing his SHOPPING. With TOMMY'S FACE.]

I don't know.

Can you.

[Usually he'd assume that Tommy just messed up and picked a body that was already in use, but, after seeing Dick's EVIL CLONE. Well. He's smarted up.]

[windsorknot]

If you're lost, then I might be able to give you some basic directions. [ And then maybe he can finally get some peace and quiet. ]

[thetransmitter]

As if you don't KNOW.

It looks like you got me and Tommy, but you'll NEVER get a hold of Sally and Di--

[YELP OF REALIZATION] Unless you already HAVE!?

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

[windsorknot]

[ This is Arthur doing his best to keep a straight face. Because seriously, what the hell. ]

Look, I'm not-[ He stops himself. ]

The kid you're looking for isn't here. He went [ He tilts his head in the direction he's indicating. ] that way.

[thetransmitter]

That's just what you WANT ME TO THINK. [woooeee, now he's distressed becuse Dick and Sally are DEAD possibly and Tommy was TRAPPED SOMEWHERE and-]

What's your plan, evil-Tommy? Kidnap us all, hand us over to the SCIENTISTS? Well your plan won't work, mister! Because THEY'LL KNOW. As soon as you try and take over Tommy's life they'll see you're just a little. too. old. and your whole plan with go up in SMOKE. Yeeeah, smoke.

[windsorknot]

Is Tommy your little brother? Or cousin? Or what?

[ It's times like this he almost wishes he was a forger. Not that it'd work here anyway. ]

[thetransmitter]

No, he's my-- [......................... what was that word? uh.]

I'm his Uncle!

[windsorknot]

[ He raises an eyebrow. ]

Which would make him your nephew.

[ The quirkiness must be genetic. In fact, it's starting to look like Tommy got off easy. ]

[thetransmitter]

THAT'S the word I was lookin' for!

Hey.

How'd you know that?

[windsorknot]

Because that's how the English language works where I come from?

[thetransmitter]

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO ME--

What's that supposed to mean?

[windsorknot]

[ He's being sarcastic, what with the whole everyone supposedly being from different worlds thing. ]

Planet Earth. I'm sure you've heard of it?

[needsthemanual]

[THIS IS SHOCKED

SILENCE]

[thetransmitter]

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Oh.