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Random conversation that popped into my head on the way to work the other day that I will never be able to use in anything:
Coulson: Do you think it would be in poor taste for me to dress as a zombie for Halloween?
May: *raises eyebrow*
Coulson: Yeah…you’re right, I guess…it would be in poor taste…but still, it’d be kinda funny, right? I mean, it’d be a little bit funny…right?
May: *tilts head and frowns*
Coulson: Okay, no, I get it…no, you’re right. You’re absolutely right. *pauses* It’d be a little bit funny, though…
May: *crosses arms*
Coulson: Okay! No. I get it. I won’t do it. Jeez.