five things meme, once again.

[windsor]

Football still, because I need some insanity to distract me. The more serious ones are being done as well.

For niche:

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[gameazel]

Hmm.
- Five things Beckham really wants to say to the world, but will never
- Five things the Italian team did with the WC Trophy that night
- Five things Kaka misses about Sheva

[gameazel]

If you don't mind? *g* I'm not above begging, if that's what's necessary. I do love this latest meme going around!

[windsor]

Of course not! Your prompts are fabulous, I'll try to get them done soon. Feel free to ask away, I love this meme. :))

[gameazel]

I would ask for more, but since I'm mainly a JT/Lampard shipper.. I don't think you'd appreciate prompts about them. *g*

Take your time! There're so many wonderful posts going around, everyone's completely distracted anyway.

[zauberer_sirin]

Villa is a sucker for girls, you are right, totally. (i could only ship him, in a slightly asexual way, with Morientes)

these are very gorgeous, dear (okay, i´ll admit that i read the Raul/Moro ones with one eye closed cause i have otp issues, but well, other than that)

drunken!Raul is the best. and omg possibly stoned, yes, because in madrid there were rumours about cocaine addiction for a couple of years (mmm, 1997-8, i think?).

and if you need inspiration:

five movies Xabi made Stevie watch with him. in his house. his couch.

five reasons why Xabi makes Rafa Benitez feel like a proud father.

(i would ask more but i would feel like imposing; this meme makes me so happy)

[windsor]

I can just picture him trying out hysterically sleazy pick up lines. >:D

♥ And, oh man, I heard about those cocaine rumors and went OH SHIT BRAIN OVERDRIVE, so, um, yes. So much crack (ahahaha. ha. i suck.), so little time.

And, noooooo, feel free to ask for as many as you would like! I won't lie, I sort of want loads and loads of these to do; I need stress relievers from school and these are so fun, without the responsibility that comes with actual fic. So, um, yes. ASK MORE. :-*

[zauberer_sirin]

totally. he is from asturias, after all, our guys are the lamest ever -on the bright side they are possibly the best looking boys in the country.

i remember the rumours were about him and Guti doing drugs, too, and there was a time when he was out of the national team and they said it was because of that. i kind of believe it because god, the shit that goes on in madrid´s nightlife, i´ve seen it, it´s pretty scary.

but all i can think about are five things requests about Xabi or Xabi and Stevie and man, that´s just pathetic. i´m so single-minded.

[windsor]

aw, villa baby. tragically, that is the sort of boy i adore the most. :x good looking lame ones. :x :x :x

also. what is up with aragones and the whole, 'raul will never play again for the nt!!!11!1' thing? is he being serious? i somehow doubt his ability to stick to that, just saying. the football press/attention in spain seems crazy; and those english complain about theirs? pffft.

dude. have you seen my requests? we've both got one track minds. seriously, though, ask meeeee. your prompts always make me go asldkfjdf omg yes!, so. i don't know what to say about them anymore in actual fic, really.

[rondaview]

Okay, guys, way to kill me three times over in one day.

[windsor]

You are aware that we have been planning this, right? A three-pronged tidal wave of, uh, crack attack must be hard to resist. *whistles*

♥ You know I love you.

[rondaview]

This afternoon in lecture I was, evidently, not listening to lecture.

five ways Rafa fights isms and schisms, hahaha.
five ways Gattuso shows his love!
five reasons Stevie hasn't gotten laid in the last seven months.
five ways Villa's small stature works to his advantage. (this is pretty gen, isn't it? unless you want to warp it so that it's not. you know i totally wouldn't object. ♥ ♥ )

(... These are all scribbled in the margins of my notes re: the collapse of the world trade center and the rhetoric employed by Bush in his post-911 speeches. WAY TO EFFECTIVELY SPEND THOUSANDS OF TUITION DOLLARS, DANICA.)

[zauberer_sirin]

five reasons Stevie hasn't gotten laid in the last seven months.

aw, the poor thing.

brilliant.

[tangledtale]

*rudely intrudes*

Heh, I like the drunken, stoned, tunnel-visioned Raul and Michel Salgado one. Even though I had to google the man to actually see what he looks like. I fail at La Liga knowledge.

I'm on a weird sort of het/gen/domestic kick right now, so forgive me if these seem too random; feel free to pick and choose as you wish:

- five things Stevie said and did during Alex's labour to try and soothe her pain or lighten the mood, only to fail miserably.
- five things Alex said to him during those situations.
- five animals Stevie associates with 5 of his teammates. (HAHA, how year 7 of me; Oh Xabi, I think you're a unicorn!)
- five photos Stevie really want to burn and destroy if only someone else didn't own the negatives

[tangledtale]

Oh! And you don't have to do this one if you don't know what the hell I'm going on about but:

- five members of the Spanish National Team who could be adequately substituted for each one of the planeteers in Captain Planet.

[rondaview]

aside from the fact that when he stands in a line with his family members, it's like they all share an eyebrow

I laugh forever and ever and ever.

[rondaview]

WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS CATCH ME WITH YOUR GUTBUSTINGLY HILARIOUS COMMENTS WHEN I AM IN A LIBRARY. WHY.

[of_doom]

MICHEL SALGADO. NICHE, ARE YOU ON CRACK? *quits*

But, uh, that second Villa prompt is much appreciated. I really don't understand why he is so asexual, to me, except he is, and I can't fight it. (I can only fight against the slash. By not pressing the slash key, obviously. :x)

OH MAN. Mori and Raul. *treasures them*

[niche]

in my defence, i thought it would be hilarious and suited to the immaturity "LOLZ +1" level of my seven-year-old mind.

it was too late when i realised that it was not. for susan. and for raul. and for my mind as awful mental images that force their way through at the prospect of salgado actually being you know. remotely attractive. :\

[windsor]

I think the answer is obvious! I want some. :(

And, actually, he is to me too. Although maybe not so much asexual, but more of the hilarious frat boy type who loves, loves, loves girls. The first Villa prompt was crazy hard to do.

They are lovely like that!