Please help the kitty

Sep 26, 2013 14:24

Originally posted by a_phoenixdragon at Please help the kitty
Originally posted by digitalwave at Please help the kitty
Won't you help a poor kitteh in need? :)

Originally posted by adelheide at Please help the kitty
When Baby Girl first came to my home, she was so happy. A full food bowl, fresh water, oodles of attention. She was very happy.




But what the poor dear didn't realize was that she was moving in with an addict. Me. I can't stop making jewelry. *sob* And now her Royal Roundness is reduced to this.




But you can help. With just a few purchases can help this poor kitty from a life of being crowded off the bed. Won't you help the kitty?

Don't forget my Stop the Moon Promotion is running until Halloween. Not only can you help with poor, oppressed kitty, but you can do something for yourself.

Every $10 in purchases earns you a point. You can redeem those points for rewards.

4 points = 1 pair of earrings (valued up to $25)
6 points = 1 pair of earrings (valued over $25)
8 points = 1 bracelet (valued up to $25)
10 points = semi-precious bracelet of your choice
12 points = 1 necklace (valued up to $30)
15 points = any necklace you want

But if you can't take some inventory off my hands, refer your friends. Get as many people as you can involved in helping this poor little girl from a lifetime of not being allowed to lay where she wants suffering.

Refer 3 friends who purchase, get a free pair of custom-made earrings.
Refer 7 friends who purchase, get a free custom-made bracelet.
Refer 10 friends who purchase, get a free custom-made necklace.
Refer 15 friends who purchase, get a semi-precious item.

Please! Help this pitiful cat! *big teary anime eyes* Save her from not being able to be on the ottoman while I work. *cue violins * Help her live a fulfilling life of sprawling across the bottom of my bed. *sniffle*sniff* Won't somebody think of the children kitty?! *wring hands*

Once more I ask you all to the rescue. This poor defenseless kitty *giggles madly* is in need of her 12 naps a day - and cannot do it with all this...this jewelry everywhere!

Even if you are unable to assist - send out the word, pimp this post, repost and share. Kitties should not be subjected to horrors like...like no place to sleep. *Grins* So help a fuzzy-baby out, yeah?

*Squishes everyone with a smile*

Love~
Mandy

OH THAT POOR KITTEH! WON'T SOMEONE HELP?!

*stifles snickers*

Seriously, though, some gorgeous pretties to be had. And helping a kitty at the same time! DOUBLE WIN. \o/

rl haz kidnapped me--halp!, stop! hammertime., no i don't have anything better to do., halp!, and now for the weather, eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh, wtf maja are you on drugs?, okay random, signal boost, *seal clap*, zomj!!!!!, \o/, *dances*, killed ded by the awesome, *dolphin noises*, pretties!

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