Jan 31, 2012 07:33
...I'm buying myself a present because I will be the most badass motherfucker in the Valley of Repression.
there is not enough prozac in the world,
fml,
and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid',
*hiding in the panic room*,
*hates*,
does not want,
snark is my anti-drug,
brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai,
*runs screaming into a wall face first*,
is that a thing? i'm making it a thing.,
i choose the internetz b/c rl sux,
goals i haz them,
i will always be a united states sailor,
winged bears? it's the end times!,
*facepalm*,
today would be much easier if i drank,
school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids),
*headdesk*,
rl haz kidnapped me--halp!,
*sadface*,
*passes out*,
i have an attack impala. your move.,
some days i miss the open ocean,
i use too many tags/this is one of them,
*drama queen*,
tgi... dammit!,
i can't blame this on alcohol,
our doom is at hand!,
and then? i totally fainted.,
okay random,
;_;,
companion in waiting,
brb have to go die now,
the other girl who waited,
what is this i don't even,
all your world are belong to me,
i know where i've been,
waitwhut?,
*not amused*,
rattlers in my stomach,
stop! hammertime.,
halp!,
stand back--she might asplode,
escuse me have you seen my marbles?,
this is why i write,
whine and cheese hour on the patio,
okay yoda,
there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o,
i'm sort of freaking out,
reasons i belong in a nuthouse,
bring on the rain!,
invasion of the flopping dickweasels,
*cries*,
srslywtf?,
notquitethinkythoughts,
*conflicted but determined*,
just when you think it's safe...,
i overshare because i overcare,
one of those days i get all: weepy,
wtf maja are you on drugs?,
life experience is good for you--no rly,
ranty rant,
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry,
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