NaNoWriMo: Recording the Journey Part I

Oct 31, 2011 10:58

WOODY'S RIGHT! NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO PANIC! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :O

*Maja freezes like a cosmic pause button has been hit*

(Let's rewind, shall we?)

*rewindy montage that ends with me sitting with my lappy last night*

OMJ MY PLOT FOR NANOWRIMO IS SO *AWESOME*! *sparkly-eyed anime face of happy* xD

*plots and plots and plots*

~two hours later in bed~

*weepy/panicked anime face of sad/terror* ;_;/O_O

IT'S NOT ENOUGH. I CANNOT GET 50,000 WORDS OUT OF IT. Maybe 13K, which is a great first act, but where does one go after exonerating oneself of murder? World conquest? Alien invasion? Disneyland?

I AM NOT WRITING A TRAVELOGUE FIC. I FREAKING *HATE* THOSE. >.<

*goes back to weeping* ;_;

~the next morning~

*tries desperately to salvage idea*

I could have him be accused of being a serial killer? He has to prove his innocence three separate times?

~time jump~

OR MAYBE HE REALLY *IS* A SERIAL KILLER! :O

~time jump~

Maybe if I make the main character the President of the United States? *thoughtfully strokes chin*

~time jump~

*in desperation and a bit of madness*

WHAT IF THERE WERE RAPTORS? EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET LOVES RAPTORS! -_-;

~time jump~

I CAN'T DO THIS! I HAVE NO PLOT! IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED AND I HAVE EPIC WRITER'S BLOCK OF DOOM!

*sock puppet I made at about six am that seems to now speak to me of its own accord*

DON'T PANIC, MAJA! YOU CAN DO IT!

*body slams/slaps me*

NO! WOODY'S RIGHT! NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO PANIC! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :O

*passes out*

*cries*, waitwhut?, there is not enough prozac in the world, *passes out*, ohmychuck!, project: nanowrimo, rattlers in my stomach, notquitethinkythoughts, just when you think it's safe..., stand back--she might asplode, halp!, *hates*, i can't blame this on alcohol, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, escuse me have you seen my marbles?, wtf maja are you on drugs?, goals i haz them, and then? i totally fainted., ;_;, brb have to go die now, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, winged bears? it's the end times!, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, writing is harder than it looks, i'm sort of freaking out, bring on the rain!, reasons i belong in a nuthouse, *headdesk*

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