In fact, resignation almost seems like too much work at this point.
My school implemented a new online classroom interface system and somehow forgot that they needed to input the 30000+ students into said system so we could access it. The end result being that homework (and for the online classes, any schoolwork at all) is on hold until they get us all in (hopefully without crashing it).
*slow clap* Bravo, UVU. Bravo.