Jan 16, 2011 16:58
Dear USPS,
Are things so bad for the snail-mail industry that you've been reduced to charging people $1 to "verify their identity" when they change their address? I am sorry you are becoming obsolete but please stop resorting to extortion to stay in business. Might I suggest becoming more competitive in the personal shipping industry? Show Fed-Ex and UPS how things are MEANT to be delivered.
Sincerely,
And You Wonder Why We're All Going For E-Mail
dear blank/sincerely blank,
waitwhut?,
there is not enough prozac in the world,
my address is classified top sekrit,
some days i miss the open ocean,
i have an attack impala. your move.,
i fear for humanity's future. thanks.,
just when you think it's safe...,
and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid',
*hates*,
snark is my anti-drug,
i choose the internetz b/c rl sux,
*facepalm*,
winged bears? it's the end times!,
ranty rant,
there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o,
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry,
*headdesk*