It's not that it snapped the bungee cord on my suspension of disbelief...
...it's that I was handed a package of Silly Bandz and asked to jump into the Grand Canyon.
This is taking 419 emails scams to a new level. Apparently I just won £3,000,000. From the FBI.
...
Yes, that's right. The US government is now using a law enforcement agency to hand out lottery-like winnings in British money.
And they can't just send me a check, they need me to send them my bank information. Because the FBI has NO IDEA where I live or where I bank or where every last penny of my money has gone for my ENTIRE ADULT LIFE.
*facepalm, headdesk, razorwrist, knifeheart*
This is taking 419 emails scams to a new level. Apparently I just won £3,000,000. From the FBI.
...
Yes, that's right. The US government is now using a law enforcement agency to hand out lottery-like winnings in British money.
And they can't just send me a check, they need me to send them my bank information. Because the FBI has NO IDEA where I live or where I bank or where every last penny of my money has gone for my ENTIRE ADULT LIFE.
*facepalm, headdesk, razorwrist, knifeheart*