No, seriously! That's what it said!

Jul 14, 2010 10:22

Eight and a half years ago this was true in regards to my fiction writing:



I write like
Chuck Palahniuk
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Five years ago, this was:



I write like
Stephen King
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

As of a month ago:



I write like
Margaret Atwood
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

And yesterday:



I write like
Ian Fleming
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I am most amused by these analyses because:

The story most like Fight Club is an angsty romantic songfic.

I was imitating the Master of Horror in an angsty, tragic, once again romantic&mdashbut not remotely scary&mdashdeath!fic.

My tale of best-friendship and sorrow was comparable to dystopian-future science fiction.

And a reminiscent but optimistic romance was apparently like James Bond.

Maybe Daniel-Craig-style, I guess.

Now, let's see what one of my 'lighthearted' fics reads like, shall we?

...

EEWWWWWWW! I DO NOT!



I write like
Dan Brown
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Stupid analysis... What does it know anyway? >.<

...

Then again, maybe it does know what it's talking about. :D



I write like
Kurt Vonnegut
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

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