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I remember when I was at RIT. I was in Samuel ERNEST Larson's room. Brian ANDREW Milburn was in there drinking coconut rum. Sam's room had, Brian, Sam, Ray, and few others but I can't remember. Anyhow, Brian got extremely drunk off his ass. He drank the whole goddamn bottle of the coconut rum...I think. He was stumbling around like a huge fucking mental retard kid making gurgling sounds and rolling his eyes around. Giggling at us like a little school girl who has a crush on guys, only he wasn't a girl, he was a dude. Finally he fell down to the floor making a huge ass out of himself. His braces revealed themselves as he gave us the glowing reflecting grin. Ray got down and slapped him, said "You look stupid Brian." All Brian did was grab on Ray and pulled on him, and Ray pushed him and said, "Come on Man, you drunk fuck." Grinning at Ray, Brian giggled again like a little school girl, his beautiful metal mouth was glowing at.
And I swear to god, I thought Brian had a boner too.
And I swear to god, I thought Brian had a boner too.