double oh-one

[windof_change]

So maybe I wasn't supposed to be playing soccer with the mortals.

... But did they really have to take my wings?

My flight to New York leaves in two hours. My university is glad to welcome me back and the dick of an apartment manager says my rooms are ready.

I'm missing something here, aren't I? 

Comments

[moonstoneglow]

My my my.

[windof_change]

Your your your nephew

[moonstoneglow]

You you you have a smart mouth. Didn't get that from your mother.

[windof_change]

I I I just voice things out where mother would keep it in her head all for herself, my my my sweet, sweet Aunt.

[moonstoneglow]

You you you are a smartass. Just like your your your father.

Smartass.

[windof_change]

But you you you love us us us anyway~

Especially me me me.

[moonstoneglow]

Ha ha ha.

That's what you think.

[windof_change]

How could it be otherwise, my beautiful auntie?

♥ ♥ ♥

[moonstoneglow]

Oh darling, you have no idea.

[windof_change]

Perhaps I don't. But it would make me sad if it were not so.

Devastatingly so.

[moonstoneglow]

Well then, I suppose you and Pakistan shall have something in common.

[windof_change]

Oh but I've always had something in common with Pakistan.

[moonstoneglow]

How wonderful for you! Then you can add one more thing to your "Things I Have In Common With Pakistan" list.

[windof_change]

The boost to my credentials is stunning

[moonstoneglow]

Being devastated is a boost to your credentials? My, how low your standards are.

[windof_change]

I suppose It would be if I were being literal.

And I am devastated, Auntie. Have you not seen their pain?