✤ twenty eight; (drawn too close and gone in a flash)

[windmill]

[So. Never mind that he hasn't even met her. Never mind that she's been in Mayfield for all of a day.

Netherlands has somehow found out that a female Japan is now in Mayfield, and so all of Mayfield gets this phone message.]

Japan. The girl one.

Can I take you on a date?

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[juvante]

Er...knowing her name might help. It's not very proper to refer to her as 'the girl Japan', you know.

1/2

[windmill]

Hinomoto.

I just wanted to say 'girl Japan' because. You know. Our Japan has got all these perversions and shit--

[windmill]

--y'sound familiar.

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[juvante]

I am well aware of Japan's, ah, interesting and questionable hobbi---

[juvante]

[facepalm would go here if...you know, this wasn't a phone. so she settles for the most deadpan voice ever] It's your conscience speaking, actually.

[windmill]

Ah. Fuck. You again.

[sound of a match being lit. yes, he is stoned. ......when isn't he stoned. anyway, point is, he more or less believes her.]

So am I goin' about this the wrong way?

[juvante]

Yes. We meet again.

[why he is not questioning the fact that he's conscience is really girly sounding, SHE WILL NEVER KNOW. either way, she is not going to pass up on this opportunity.]

If you truly want to impress her, you should try to appeal to her culture. This would include drawing copious amounts of erotic doujinshi for her, which you shall present on your first date in an effort to woe her.

[windmill]

[you... really do not want to know what goes through this guy's head on a regular basis. you really don't.]

...

.....You're... sayin' I have to draw that perverted comic shit.

To impress her.

[juvante]

[it probably somehow relates to prostitutes and drugs]

Yes. That is the best way to win her heart.

.....

Unless you aren't man enough for the challenge.

[windmill]

I am man enough! But I can't draw in that anime style worth shit. I can only draw Miffy.

[juvante]

Then stop whining and try anyway, you poor excuse for a man.

[windmill]

...Miffy porn.

I have to draw Miffy porn.

[HE MAY BE CRYING A BIT ON THE INSIDE.] I-if you say so...

[definitely taking a very long drag on that joint right now]

[juvante]

[brb trying to stifle the oncoming laughter from inflicting so much emotional scarring]

I've seen your stash of pornographic drawings. You should be wise and use them as inspiration.

[windmill]

I bought those off of Japan-!

[ . . . ]

So I should trace 'em? But what the hell kinda plotline should I write? What... characters?

[juvante]

Ah, yes. His artwork is truly...

...

Remarkable.

Do not tell me you're horrible at writing, too. Naturally, there needs to be plenty of hot girls.

And tentacles.

[windmill]

I am never, ever going to understand that tentacle shit. We don't even have tentacles in De Wallen.

[sighing, jotting this all down] Tentacles. And which girls?