✤ twenty five; (finally i felt the calming breeze)
[Who remembers Netherlands' hot tub? You're all trying to forget, aren't you? Too bad. The hot tub is still where it always was- on the lawn of 945 Beulah Street- and it's still an eyesore, still covered in red christmas lights and cheap plastic palm trees
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Have an awkward wave, guys.]
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what is that thing.
his stoned mind does not register it as a dog.
he murmurs to himself.] Walkin' toilet paper...
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God, you two are so--]
Tino!
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FULL FRONTAL NUDITY]
...Ah. She's th'cutest one of you Nordics... [accepts Finland's new name as Tina. and has also apparently reassigned him a gender.]
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He crosses his arms slightly, leash still in hand.]
I'm a boy. We've gone over this before.
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[frowning at Finland] Y've got the flattest chest...
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NO!
[Literally jumping back, oh God. Thank goodness for clothes.
Ignoring you, Netherlands. Sob.]
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comes out from behind Finland so there is no escape.] Canada's a good friend 'a mine, so I'll ask him t'stop clubbing you.
For a fee.
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He doesn't club me! I can protect myself, you kn--
EHHHHHHHHH?!
[Don't lie, you love Finns screaming in your ear. He's trying so hard to not stumble backwards and fall on Netherlands, oh God oh God....]
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and catch he does! and if Denmark's still attached to Finland, well. the weight is a little bit much for his stoned self, so guess what happens.
yeah, you called it. Netherlands falls over and takes the other two down with him. enjoy being the center of a wet, naked Denmark-Netherlands sandwich, Finland.]
Th-the fuck-- [IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PILE]
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Being the intelligent derp he is, Finland begins to flail madly. GET OFF.]
What are you--?!
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