✤ thirteen; (april fool's event)

[windmill]

[The sound of inhaling, long and slow.

And then yelling.]

Would you all shut the hell up?! I'm tryin' to get a good high going on here! I mean, waking up in bed with Taiwan-?! My day started out getting beat with pillows and I NEED THIS HIGH.

I'll fucking beat you all with your goddomme phones if you don't shut up!

Comments

[fuelefficient]

[SORRY BRO BUT]

Taiwan-san will be staying with me.

[windmill]

She's my wife, abusive or not.

[fuelefficient]

She comes from a time when she was my colony which means she belongs to me.

[windmill]

That means nothing, since we're in personal union now. I'm calling it Netherlands-Taiwan.

[fuelefficient]

[WE MAY BE BROS BUT]

My apologies but I cannot accept that. You do understand the political ramifications of claiming something that is not yours, yes? If Taiwan-san signs off on such a thing, then I will allow it.

[windmill]

[UNFGH SO DELICIOUS SWEET TAIWAN WIFE I CARESS HER THIGH TATTOO AS SHE SLEEPS HER HAIR IS SO SILKY SMOOTH ON MY PILLOW f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5]

Politics mean nothing here, Japan. And at least we're friends- she could've gotten stuck with someone so much worse, you know? I took good care of her. Back when she was Dutch Formosa, I mean. Of course I screwed up a little, but I was trying to help her.

[fuelefficient]

[dshfsdhjsdj]

I see. So you would not mind if I married Belgium-san with that logic?

[windmill]

[at first I was like :|

but then I 8)'d]

You've got to take her on that date first.

[fuelefficient]

[and at first I was like .////.

but then I （｀ー´）'d]

I will make sure it will be one worthy of her.

[windmill]

And the celibate marriage that'll follow? You're the only guy I can trust her to. [GRINNING. knows that you will never touch his very non-asian sister.]

[fuelefficient]

I plan on having a large, successful family.

[windmill]

[a sound like choking back a snarl.]

That's nice.

[fuelefficient]

All the children will be raised under the bushido code.

[windmill]

[teeth gritted.] That's... really... nice.

You know what? I think I'm gonna go look at my wedding photos. The ones where I'm sweeping Taiwan up into my arms and she's looking at me lovingly.

[fuelefficient]

I think I will go prepare what I am going to wear on the date.

[windmill]

I think I'm going to go touch my wife's lacy unmentionables.