two long posts.
to make up for the lack of content earlier (yes blame maple. >_>)
One's gonna be serious, the other not. If you've enough of strange humour, scroll down for a more thoughtful one >_>
Non-serious post
Disclaimer: Whatever I write here is completely fictional and relation to any real person or place is unintended. I take no responsibility for whatever happens as a result of this. Inspiration: Herr
>_>
Recently, Drong announced that there have been acts of sedition within the school itself! This is a great threat to the reputation and appearance of the school. Allegedly, a student has followed the seemingly growing trend of "blogging", a slang term for web-logging, or the keeping of an online journal. Writing insulting and vulgar comments on his "blog" against a teacher, he deserves no more than the ultimate penalty for this act of state treason. Without doubt, these insidious acts that are shocking the nation must be stopped. Our rapidly degenerating youth population must be disciplined immediately.
For the ACS (I) GEP population, this was carried out by Ms Yvonne Lim (age unknown, probably over 200.) A lecture on the evils of blogging and how we should not abuse the priveleges given us by the GEP, and instead spend the time on Service to Country, Nation, 118 and Your Neighbourhood Communist PropagandaPAP.
The truth shall set you free!
We have now realised that Yvonne Lim's now famous quote is the epitome of profoundity!
" I know about you bloggers and your EVIL ways."
To not fall into this pit of ebilness and sin, we have to DEVOTE OUR LIFE TO SERVICE LEARNING! Service Learning (SL) cures all woes of the country! We have to learn, as members of the GEP community, to utilize our latent talents to better serve humanity, mankind and general greed! To further the ends of Singapore, Singaporeans and the PAP!
We should not discriminate against others in this hideous act of sedition. We are all equal and thus we should further enrich our lives by serving others like automated robots! And serve like... tennis players! (>_>) We must all be like Yvonne Lim and remain celibate for the distractions of lust, marriage, children and income tax to not affect us!
Please do not be like those poor souls who have tarnished our image by blogging. Join the YVL movement today. Call 1800-DUN-BLOG-DESTROY-UR-HEALTH for your complimentary anti-blogging badges that look like this.
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Okays. Serious post now.
Next year I'm in 3.10 as mentioned. Having Mike coming in is good. Crawshaw is debatable >_> Eka wtfbbq? and yeah. The sad thing being half of the people I talk to are gone to 3.9. Herr, Kevin Low/Wong, zQ, Isaac. Maybe a few other people I forgot (if i did sorry.)
I doubt we'll ever have the same spirit we had as 2.12. (special case here being mike but i'll talk bout this later >_>) No zQ to provide a permanent source of laughter and randomness, no more of Kev's lameness, KW's guaizainess, and Herr's strange jap thingies and other assorted stuff.
Probably we'll still take every chance we have to talk to each other and catch up still, hoping to keep our friendships intact and strong. (meh so cliched?) But then... who knows? It might not ever be the same. And I'd like to thank my class now for making the year a slightly more bearable one.
I still am confused over whether I actually have friends... but then, I'll just thank all those who have impacted (?) my life in some way or another.
Thanks... Kevins (both of you), Herr, Gid, Zhang, Isaac, Josh, Hen, Job. Basically the OMers + Cheekos, but meh. You guys have been the ones who I usually talk to, and who I guess I like the best? This may sound a bit of suckupiness or whatever but well you guys have really been what made the class what it is.
I hope we'll still remain friends for those who went to another class.
Mike... you've been in another class, but don't you think that we still include you quite a bit? You're usually welcome in our class for whatever stuff, and you DO have friends here. You're quite close to Herr and Zhang, like even more than me even though I'm in 2.12 (well yeah you did know them earlier on but to counterargue your point about being in the same class.) Cheer up, it's not the end of the world (: All the people I actually wish I could have in my class are in some other school anyway >_> ehe.
So... as the end of the school year draws to a close and we end off with the pizza tomorrow, a salute to all the people in 2.12 who've made this year special. and the teachers of course.
One's gonna be serious, the other not. If you've enough of strange humour, scroll down for a more thoughtful one >_>
Non-serious post
Disclaimer: Whatever I write here is completely fictional and relation to any real person or place is unintended. I take no responsibility for whatever happens as a result of this. Inspiration: Herr
>_>
Recently, Drong announced that there have been acts of sedition within the school itself! This is a great threat to the reputation and appearance of the school. Allegedly, a student has followed the seemingly growing trend of "blogging", a slang term for web-logging, or the keeping of an online journal. Writing insulting and vulgar comments on his "blog" against a teacher, he deserves no more than the ultimate penalty for this act of state treason. Without doubt, these insidious acts that are shocking the nation must be stopped. Our rapidly degenerating youth population must be disciplined immediately.
For the ACS (I) GEP population, this was carried out by Ms Yvonne Lim (age unknown, probably over 200.) A lecture on the evils of blogging and how we should not abuse the priveleges given us by the GEP, and instead spend the time on Service to Country, Nation, 118 and Your Neighbourhood Communist PropagandaPAP.
The truth shall set you free!
We have now realised that Yvonne Lim's now famous quote is the epitome of profoundity!
" I know about you bloggers and your EVIL ways."
To not fall into this pit of ebilness and sin, we have to DEVOTE OUR LIFE TO SERVICE LEARNING! Service Learning (SL) cures all woes of the country! We have to learn, as members of the GEP community, to utilize our latent talents to better serve humanity, mankind and general greed! To further the ends of Singapore, Singaporeans and the PAP!
We should not discriminate against others in this hideous act of sedition. We are all equal and thus we should further enrich our lives by serving others like automated robots! And serve like... tennis players! (>_>) We must all be like Yvonne Lim and remain celibate for the distractions of lust, marriage, children and income tax to not affect us!
Please do not be like those poor souls who have tarnished our image by blogging. Join the YVL movement today. Call 1800-DUN-BLOG-DESTROY-UR-HEALTH for your complimentary anti-blogging badges that look like this.
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Okays. Serious post now.
Next year I'm in 3.10 as mentioned. Having Mike coming in is good. Crawshaw is debatable >_> Eka wtfbbq? and yeah. The sad thing being half of the people I talk to are gone to 3.9. Herr, Kevin Low/Wong, zQ, Isaac. Maybe a few other people I forgot (if i did sorry.)
I doubt we'll ever have the same spirit we had as 2.12. (special case here being mike but i'll talk bout this later >_>) No zQ to provide a permanent source of laughter and randomness, no more of Kev's lameness, KW's guaizainess, and Herr's strange jap thingies and other assorted stuff.
Probably we'll still take every chance we have to talk to each other and catch up still, hoping to keep our friendships intact and strong. (meh so cliched?) But then... who knows? It might not ever be the same. And I'd like to thank my class now for making the year a slightly more bearable one.
I still am confused over whether I actually have friends... but then, I'll just thank all those who have impacted (?) my life in some way or another.
Thanks... Kevins (both of you), Herr, Gid, Zhang, Isaac, Josh, Hen, Job. Basically the OMers + Cheekos, but meh. You guys have been the ones who I usually talk to, and who I guess I like the best? This may sound a bit of suckupiness or whatever but well you guys have really been what made the class what it is.
I hope we'll still remain friends for those who went to another class.
Mike... you've been in another class, but don't you think that we still include you quite a bit? You're usually welcome in our class for whatever stuff, and you DO have friends here. You're quite close to Herr and Zhang, like even more than me even though I'm in 2.12 (well yeah you did know them earlier on but to counterargue your point about being in the same class.) Cheer up, it's not the end of the world (: All the people I actually wish I could have in my class are in some other school anyway >_> ehe.
So... as the end of the school year draws to a close and we end off with the pizza tomorrow, a salute to all the people in 2.12 who've made this year special. and the teachers of course.