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[windforce]

msn convo, just now.

mike:
*waggles finger*
junyi:
whatever
junyi:
you know mike
junyi:
i dont even want to see you waggling a finger
junyi:
especially the middle one
mike:
...what makes you think it's so flexible? >_>
junyi:
mike:
*waggles finger*
junyi:
how else would you wggle it
mike:
Let me remind you that my penis is not my _only_ finger. >_>
mike:
I have 10 other _proper_ fingers that have joints providing them with the capacity to be waggled by muscle contraction and relaxation processes.
junyi:
dude
junyi:
i meant the middle one
junyi:
as in
mike:
And those 10 other _proper_ fingers also do not erect when there is a spontaneous rush of blood.
junyi:
the middle finger
junyi:
you sick boy
mike:
Besides, *waggles finger* came from Charlotte.
junyi:
what made you think i was talking about your dick
junyi:
obviously she doesnt have one so obviously i was talking about your proper one
junyi:
moron
mike:
So it would disturb me if you did. >_>
mike:
Would you like me to waggle a dildo instead? ^_^
junyi:
what even made you jump to connect middle finger with penis?
junyi:
even I didnt think that
mike:
Oh, if you do have one, it's really quite simple.
mike:
^^"
junyi:
sick bastard of a cheesebrain
junyi:
cheesebrains arent brains
junyi:
their cheese