Of Estrogen and Alcohol
Estrogen is just like Alcohol.
I will now list some effects on a person that both Estrogen and Alcohol share.
1. More Emotional (women)
2. Insanity (more women)
3. Being Loud (women always scream too much in horror films)
4. Impares Driving Ability (need i say more?)
5. Unnatural Fascination in Objects (shoes and purses anyone?)
I think you will find that all of the above are traits shared by drunk people and girls alike.
It also makes it clear why kids act the way they do. For nine months kids simmer in a stew of estrogen only to be ejected with their brain functions controled by the effects of estrogen. That is why kids act they way they do, they are drunk on hormones. This also explains why over time people become more rational and their brain functions increase. It takes about 18 years for the body to detox the brain of all the estrogen that is baked in before birth. Sadly for girls though their bodies produce with intoxicating chemical and are therefor haunted by it for their whole lives.
I will now list some effects on a person that both Estrogen and Alcohol share.
1. More Emotional (women)
2. Insanity (more women)
3. Being Loud (women always scream too much in horror films)
4. Impares Driving Ability (need i say more?)
5. Unnatural Fascination in Objects (shoes and purses anyone?)
I think you will find that all of the above are traits shared by drunk people and girls alike.
It also makes it clear why kids act the way they do. For nine months kids simmer in a stew of estrogen only to be ejected with their brain functions controled by the effects of estrogen. That is why kids act they way they do, they are drunk on hormones. This also explains why over time people become more rational and their brain functions increase. It takes about 18 years for the body to detox the brain of all the estrogen that is baked in before birth. Sadly for girls though their bodies produce with intoxicating chemical and are therefor haunted by it for their whole lives.