Taxes and Fat kids
Not only do fat kids make me cry on the inside because they annoy me and they will never be loved, but these little fuckers are costing everyone more in taxes. I realized this fact this morning in my history class. Many of the chairs in the classroom make noise when you shift in them, it is very annoying. However i realized that the chairs that had fat people sitting in them made a lot more noise.
What this means is that fat kids are doing more damage to school desks than normal sized kids. To this end fat kids break desks at a much faster rate, so new desks need to be purchased more often, raising the expenses of school all across the country, and we all know what happens when schools need more money, higher taxes.
The solution is simple. Save money two fold parents! Stop feeding your fat little shits of kids so much. You will save money on food and everyone will save money on taxes because fewer desks will need to be purchased each year.
Save the Desks, Starve a Fatty.
What this means is that fat kids are doing more damage to school desks than normal sized kids. To this end fat kids break desks at a much faster rate, so new desks need to be purchased more often, raising the expenses of school all across the country, and we all know what happens when schools need more money, higher taxes.
The solution is simple. Save money two fold parents! Stop feeding your fat little shits of kids so much. You will save money on food and everyone will save money on taxes because fewer desks will need to be purchased each year.
Save the Desks, Starve a Fatty.