A Meow of Mice and Liars
Book 2: A Clash of Cats
Chapter 2: Meowfgar
Written by: Junker von Faggotmeister
The long-haired black cat jiggled the toilet lever, trying to flush the giant poop that was lodged in his royal porcelain throne. "I am the heir to the Queen, and yet, here I am still cleaning up after my brother!" he muttered loudly to himself. Meowfgar let out a mighty sigh, gave up on the task, and sat on his now rather smelly throne. He closed his eyes and let his mind wander. Meowfgar thought about his mother, Penelo, the Queen Bitch of Bombomteca. Oh how I miss mother ... and my home. A devilish smile curled the corners of his lips. Soon mother. We shall meet again and bring glorious justice to ...
His thoughts were interrupted when he heard a loud plop. His smile turned to a frown as he peered over to the side of his throne. "Le sigh. I missed again." Meowfgar said as he looked at the giant doody he made on the floor.
"O' brother. I must get you a diaper for your next birthday." Meowfgar looked up and stared daggers at the cloaked figure off in the distance.
Meowfgar snarled. "It has been quite some time dear brother." Oh how I hate him.
The figure was imposing despite his small frame. He was well muscled, well groomed and incredibly handsome. His gait was quick, fluid, and he was absolutely a sight to behold. Each muscle tensed and glistened in the light. He was truly, nature's best.
Goldfish made a slow, sweeping bow to his brother; a mocking gesture. "Indeed it has. I come with bearing gifts!"
"Oh is that so?" Meowfgar said twirling one of his whiskers. If there was one thing that Goldfish was good at, it was bringing surprises. "Quickly show me."
Goldfish rose and snapped his fingers and another figure appeared from the shadows of the hall.
"No need to snap, cat! I will appear as I please!"
Meowfgar was taken a back at the man's sudden and dark tone. The mysterious figure had clothes as dark as raven feathers and an imposing moustache as black as his heart.
'Brother. I'd like to introduce you to Spud Jackson." Goldfish said.
Spud Jackson grunted and swept back his long hair which was as black as his heart. "Indeed Prince Meowfgar. I come bearing a gift that will help you and your mother's plan to come to fruition." The man pulled his sleeve back and revealed a small rubber ball.
Meowfgar gasped. "No. It cannot be! Is that the legendary ..?"
"Yes brother! It is indeed, Ja-Ru, The World Slayer!"
Meowfgar stood quickly and moved towards Spud Jackson and his smaller brother. "With this ..." Meowfgar snatched the balled from Spud. His hand trembled as he lifted the ball into the air. "With this taking over Porcelain City will be ..."
"Easy as cake." Spud grinned, revealing a row of crooked teeth which are as black as his heart.
A door slammed open on the opposite end of the throne room. A large grey cat came hobbling towards the group. "DID SOMEONE SAY CAKE?"
End of Chapter 2
Chapter 2: Meowfgar
Written by: Junker von Faggotmeister
The long-haired black cat jiggled the toilet lever, trying to flush the giant poop that was lodged in his royal porcelain throne. "I am the heir to the Queen, and yet, here I am still cleaning up after my brother!" he muttered loudly to himself. Meowfgar let out a mighty sigh, gave up on the task, and sat on his now rather smelly throne. He closed his eyes and let his mind wander. Meowfgar thought about his mother, Penelo, the Queen Bitch of Bombomteca. Oh how I miss mother ... and my home. A devilish smile curled the corners of his lips. Soon mother. We shall meet again and bring glorious justice to ...
His thoughts were interrupted when he heard a loud plop. His smile turned to a frown as he peered over to the side of his throne. "Le sigh. I missed again." Meowfgar said as he looked at the giant doody he made on the floor.
"O' brother. I must get you a diaper for your next birthday." Meowfgar looked up and stared daggers at the cloaked figure off in the distance.
Meowfgar snarled. "It has been quite some time dear brother." Oh how I hate him.
The figure was imposing despite his small frame. He was well muscled, well groomed and incredibly handsome. His gait was quick, fluid, and he was absolutely a sight to behold. Each muscle tensed and glistened in the light. He was truly, nature's best.
Goldfish made a slow, sweeping bow to his brother; a mocking gesture. "Indeed it has. I come with bearing gifts!"
"Oh is that so?" Meowfgar said twirling one of his whiskers. If there was one thing that Goldfish was good at, it was bringing surprises. "Quickly show me."
Goldfish rose and snapped his fingers and another figure appeared from the shadows of the hall.
"No need to snap, cat! I will appear as I please!"
Meowfgar was taken a back at the man's sudden and dark tone. The mysterious figure had clothes as dark as raven feathers and an imposing moustache as black as his heart.
'Brother. I'd like to introduce you to Spud Jackson." Goldfish said.
Spud Jackson grunted and swept back his long hair which was as black as his heart. "Indeed Prince Meowfgar. I come bearing a gift that will help you and your mother's plan to come to fruition." The man pulled his sleeve back and revealed a small rubber ball.
Meowfgar gasped. "No. It cannot be! Is that the legendary ..?"
"Yes brother! It is indeed, Ja-Ru, The World Slayer!"
Meowfgar stood quickly and moved towards Spud Jackson and his smaller brother. "With this ..." Meowfgar snatched the balled from Spud. His hand trembled as he lifted the ball into the air. "With this taking over Porcelain City will be ..."
"Easy as cake." Spud grinned, revealing a row of crooked teeth which are as black as his heart.
A door slammed open on the opposite end of the throne room. A large grey cat came hobbling towards the group. "DID SOMEONE SAY CAKE?"
End of Chapter 2