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[windbag_jr]

dude ok everybody has to read the news... im serious.. like, i dont read newspapers believe it or not... but yeah

read it now fools

anyway i never knew how easy it was to go to the moon and back..... god i love being a super hero!!!1 but everytime i go back, like it sucks. ppl dont care if i save their stupid bitchy ugly cats and my money fucking

Comments

[doggy_man]

Wow! You don't read the newspaper? What a shock that is! *oozing sarcasm*

Actually...I'm suprised you can read at all :o

[windbag_jr]

"what a shock that is"?!?!

wtf r you from england w/ those gay accents or soemthing??? and i CAN read ty very much, just not very much becuz i get like major migraines

[doggy_man]

Ohhh ya! I r lyk ttly frm england! How dd u no?

=_= Idiot.

[windbag_jr]

cuz of your gayness DUH

and ur a FAG

[doggy_man]

*blank stare* Uh huh, I'm sure that's it. Because being British and being gay is the same thing -_-;

I'm from the U.S. you retard.

p.s. I'm straight

[windbag_jr]

yah uh-huh sure u are, you british immigrant >:@@

p.p.s. whatever SURE

[doggy_man]

Are you actually stupid enough to think I sound British?

*evil plan* *scoots up next to zaku reeeeeeaaal close* Y-you're right. I like guys and you know what else? *winks* *wonders if Zaku is stupid enough to think he means any of that*

[windbag_jr]

hey im from england but u dont see ME with a gay accent *is totally lying*

ok faggot get away from me and ur acting more bi if anything rly... AND U SMeLL lIKE DoG EW *is actually quite surprised, but is covering it up*

[doggy_man]

=_= Uh-huh.

*somewhat disappointed that Zaku didn't get upset and freaked out* Whatever, your logic makes no since. Your ugly face is making me sick. And I do NOT smell like dog! *smells like dog*

[windbag_jr]

if im so ugly why did u come on to me, HUH?

[doggy_man]

*burst out laughing* Daaaaaamn you're stupid! You really do think I'm gay!? Pfft, if I was I wouldn't be interested in your ugly ass.

[windbag_jr]

.....a-at least i dont smell like dog >[ *totally miffed*