Watch your mouth, because your speech is just enough slurred that/You just might swallow your tongue
WHO
1. Who was the last person you laughed with: Umm...Mikel.
2. Who makes you cringe:
3. Who do you think will make you smile tomorrow: Mikel or Sam or Juleah or Liam or Jazmin or...
4. Who is making the world a more terrible place to live in: Ignorance and inaction personified.
5. Who dominates the family -- Mom or Dad: Grandma.
6. Who is like a brother/sister to you: Scott and Brooke, for varying reasons.
7. Who is the youngest person you know: Besides family? I guess my protege.
8. Who makes the best dinner: My grandpa
9. Who needs to chill: The idiots in my dorm that sing at the top of their lungs until one a.m. on a Sunday night.
10. Who deserves the jackass award: Ehh...Goins.
WHAT
1. What do you hope will happen next week: I will have a job.
2. What would you name a newborn puppy: Clide or Angel or something else grossly white collar.
3. What relaxes you: Cleaning, productivity, pets from someone who really cares.
4. What is the most difficult decision you had to make: My identity.
5. What do you really want to say to your boss: You are a sweetheart, but you make an awful manager, and I wish that you would learn to show some more respect to your employees. Start by lying less.
6. What's your style: Affordable.
7. What is your number one priority: Mer. A future, I suppose.
8. What is the worst movie you've ever seen: Hard to say. I don't remember most the movies that I liked until they're brought up in conversation, so remembering movies I don't want to remember is even harder.
9. What do you want for Christmas: A Trader Joe's gift card.
10 What's the kindest thing you've done for a friend: I dunno. I'm a wonderful blend of mother hen and terrific cunt.
WHERE
1. Where will the apocalypse happen: When WW3 is unrestricted nuclear warfare.
2. Where can you find the best deals: Normally JC Penny's
3. Where do you want to be right now: Here. Sort of. I like living with my suite/room mates, but I'd also like to be living with Mikel. Dunno.
4. Where is your current location: My bed in my dorm
5. Where is the best place to study: Uh. Wherever, pretty much. Not the middle of the freeway, or anything.
6. Where is the worst place for a first date: Probably a bar or sports event.
7. Where is your best friend: Nick's asleep, bastard sleeps a zillion hours a night, or he's useless. Kels is, uh...maybe asleep. Maybe at the truckstop or with Jenna or something.
8. Where is your dream vacation located: Europe or Asia or Brazil or Chicago or anywhere, really.
9. Where is happiness: Define happiness as an essence, and you can answer.
10. Where is the best coffee in the world: Coffee in ice cream.
WHEN
1. When is it a good time to be truthful: I gave up with the lying for any god damn reason. I am honest. I will fluff the truth, but I won't be anything but myself.
2. When was your last break-up: Two Augusts ago.
3. When do you take time for yourself: When Mikel makes me.
4. When is the next time you'll see your best friend: Probably Thanksgiving/Fuck if I know
5. When will world hunger end: When the general population stop externalizing responsibility and guilt
6. When was your last bad hair day: I don't care enough to pay attention
7. When do you usually take a shower: When I want to.
8. When are you going to go on your next date: 19th.
9. When will emo kids grow up: Who's to say that they're immature?
10. When did you first learn about sex: Dunno. I think it was when my cousin told me.
WHY
1. Why do you feel the way you do right now: Because...of everything. Saying yes, and saying no, and insecurity, and triumph over fears and my lover and friends. It's been a long week.
2. Why are teenagers becoming more apathetic: The pussification of America.
3. Why did you say the meanest thing you've ever said: Because I am cruel.
4. Why can't perfection exist: This question could be an attempt at pilosophy, but I'm too strung out to attempt it.
5. Why, in your opinion, are some countries more priviliged than others: Would you like the jaded or optimistic answer?
6. Why is your father the way he is: Hard to say if I've not met the man.
7. Why do bad things feel so good: For me? My definition of bad is different that others, so they're not bad, they're good, and bad things don't feel good by my definition.
8. Why would you hurt someone, if you ever did: Because it's easier.
9. Why did you go online today: I went online because I always hope that people I think of every day will somehow magically know this and write me because I'm too insecure to contact them without prompting.
HOW
1. How do you get ready in the morning: Slap off alarm as quickly as possible to spare room mate and suitemates. Pee. Read webcomics. Shower, if I need it. Get dressed. Pack bag. Go to class.
2. How is the world changing: I don't know enough about the world.
3. How is your life, so far: Mine.
4. How do you contact your friends: Cell or I seek them out in person.
5. How does music make you feel: Depends on the circumstance.
6. How do you usually take your coffee: I don't.
7. How do you get through a bad day: Internalize and then talk it out with Mikel
8. How do you feel about the opposite sex: I like them more than females.
9. How would you like your children to turn out: I'm too selfish for children.
10. How did you become the person you are today: A terrifying lonely change.
I'm sure you'd want, want to give up the ghost
With just a little more poise than that