Just a silly little thing
"God, Rikka, how do you stand it?"
Rikka blinked lazily, looking up from the book he had previously been engrossed in. It was just one of those ordinary sunny days -- of which there were many on Destiny Islands -- and he and his friends had chosen to hide themselves in the cool darkness of a local coffeeshop (the grungy one that had poetry slams once a week, and not the trendy one that sold the frapaccinos Kira loved). Unfortunately, the coffeeshop was near the beach (everything on Destiny Islands was near the beach), but Rikka and his friends liked to amuse themselves by snarking over the beach-goers. That had lasted for some time before they had all passed into comfortable silence.
Until now.
"What are you talking about?" Rikka asked, wondering what had brought this up.
"That!"
Everyone craned their necks to peer out the front window at the beach. Then Rikka groaned, covering his face with one hand as he realized what he was staring at. His family was out on the beach today, and just happened to be staked out on the sand right in front of the coffeeshop. Kira was tanning, wearing a tasteful (for her) bathing suit and trendy designer sunglass perched on her nose. Mom was sitting on the blanket beside her, slathering on sunscreen, his eyes focused on the sand. And, just as usual, Papa and Dad were sparring, practice swords claking against each other fiercely as they kicked up sand in their wake.
"... they're so embarassing," Rikka muttered, scrunched down further in his seat. "They do this to me on purpose all the time."
"I don't think they can stop being sexy, Rikka."
"What."
"What I meant, was how can you stand having such hot parents? I mean... yeah, your 'mom' is total MILF material, but your dads? God, either of them could throw me down and fuck me any day."
"I'd say I'd rather have both of them."
"It's completely unfair for anyone to be that hot, and there's two of them."
Rikka grew steadily paler as he listened to his friends avidly discuss his fathers' sex lives. It was utterly disturbing and disgusting because... ugh. Logically, he knew his parents had to have had sex in order to have so many kids, but that didn't mean Rikka liked to think about it.
"S-shut up! Ugh! They are NOT sexy in any way! That's my Dad and Father out there."
"We know, Rikka. And we're enjoying the view. Ooh... I hope your Dad's shorts rip or something with those kicks he's doing. Yum."
"I'm going to vomit."
"Are you sure they're not twins, Rikka?"
"That would be hot."
"Speaking of twins, did you guys see the new freshman this year? The twins? Yum yum."
"Man, I'd ride those two into the ground."
"THOSE ARE MY LITTLE BROTHERS. GOD. I HATE YOU GUYS."