Augh! Choices!

Apr 24, 2006 20:49

If you were intending to buy a pair of genetically-engineered nekoboys for US$100.00, you could instead buy:
  • two years of electricity running an average fridge under normal conditions
  • four kilograms of swiss chocolate
  • four kilograms of fair trade organic ground coffee
  • two hundred and fifty millilitres of human blood
  • one hundred and thirty-three packets of itching powder
  • two cast-iron woks
  • two kilograms of silly putty
  • one hundred and seventy second-class postage stamps in the UK
  • five hundred and eighty-eight marshmallow peeps
  • fifty-six pints of horrible beer at some sort of happy-hour thing
What are you thinking of buying?

Nekoboys or Swiss chocolate?! AUGH. Not fair! Maybe I should've opted for the mpreg capability as well. Too bad those don't come standard in genetically-engineered nekoboys. T___T

nekoboys, chocolate, meme

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