If you were intending to buy a pair of genetically-engineered nekoboys for US$100.00, you could instead buy:
- two years of electricity running an average fridge under normal conditions
- four kilograms of swiss chocolate
- four kilograms of fair trade organic ground coffee
- two hundred and fifty millilitres of human blood
- one hundred and thirty-three packets of itching powder
- two cast-iron woks
- two kilograms of silly putty
- one hundred and seventy second-class postage stamps in the UK
- five hundred and eighty-eight marshmallow peeps
- fifty-six pints of horrible beer at some sort of happy-hour thing
What are you thinking of buying?
Nekoboys or Swiss chocolate?! AUGH. Not fair! Maybe I should've opted for the mpreg capability as well. Too bad those don't come standard in genetically-engineered nekoboys. T___T