I am in awe. AWE.
There is no longer a God.
Vibrating. Ring. Condoms. From Trojan. Well, actually, their "female" line Elexa. But still. Where is the sanctity of kinky sex toys? First, it was KY coming out with their Warming Lotion/Lube, now Trojan is marketing vibrating ring condoms. Damn you, big business! Why must you constantly destroy those kinks and guilty pleasures we all hold dear, marketing them for public consumption?! DAMN YOU!
Disclaimer: Obviously, this rant does not extend to Japan, because everyone knows Japan is excessively kinky and excessively consumerist and no country can top them. Hello Kitty vibrators for the win.
Vibrating. Ring. Condoms. From Trojan. Well, actually, their "female" line Elexa. But still. Where is the sanctity of kinky sex toys? First, it was KY coming out with their Warming Lotion/Lube, now Trojan is marketing vibrating ring condoms. Damn you, big business! Why must you constantly destroy those kinks and guilty pleasures we all hold dear, marketing them for public consumption?! DAMN YOU!
Disclaimer: Obviously, this rant does not extend to Japan, because everyone knows Japan is excessively kinky and excessively consumerist and no country can top them. Hello Kitty vibrators for the win.