t3h Pr0n G0dz have declared today... PENII DAY!
Apparently, I am surrounded by cock today. Not literally, but it's bad enough.
First, for your consumption, Rate A Rod. Oh god, that was a bad turn of phrase. =__=;; Anyway, on this lovely site, you can -- as the name suggests -- rate cocks. There's pictures and rating to click. VERY NOT WORKSAFE. Looking at the Hall of Fame is... equal parts entertaining and frightening. totheirknessomg. I don't reccommend going to the Hall of Shame, because it's seriously scary. As I told suzume_sparrow, "the worst one? when i first saw it, i seriously thought: Wait, that's a girl's private bits!"
And next up is this video of the Amazing Piano Playing Penis! I wish I was making this up. x____X It's so... mesmerizing and... and I can't stop watching and dammit that tune is catchy. You can even download the video, it's not very big. I don't think I have to tell anyone that this is NOT WORKSAFE.
Lastly (unless another penis jumps out at me before bed), have semi-intelligent discussion on cut versus uncut penii. Well, sorta. It starts out with blowjobs and goes from there, but it's interesting at least. An article, that doesn't have risky pictures, but I don't know if you'd want people reading over your shoulder.
First, for your consumption, Rate A Rod. Oh god, that was a bad turn of phrase. =__=;; Anyway, on this lovely site, you can -- as the name suggests -- rate cocks. There's pictures and rating to click. VERY NOT WORKSAFE. Looking at the Hall of Fame is... equal parts entertaining and frightening. totheirknessomg. I don't reccommend going to the Hall of Shame, because it's seriously scary. As I told suzume_sparrow, "the worst one? when i first saw it, i seriously thought: Wait, that's a girl's private bits!"
And next up is this video of the Amazing Piano Playing Penis! I wish I was making this up. x____X It's so... mesmerizing and... and I can't stop watching and dammit that tune is catchy. You can even download the video, it's not very big. I don't think I have to tell anyone that this is NOT WORKSAFE.
Lastly (unless another penis jumps out at me before bed), have semi-intelligent discussion on cut versus uncut penii. Well, sorta. It starts out with blowjobs and goes from there, but it's interesting at least. An article, that doesn't have risky pictures, but I don't know if you'd want people reading over your shoulder.